Rob Manfred Is A [Bleeping] Wussy. MLB Commissioner Caves In
NOTE: Management is NOT HAPPY that the Knicks advancing and the Subway Series have been ignored by Mr. Sakellaridis. NEW YORK, NY – What a […]
Articles by Aristotle "Mugsy" Sakellaridis
The Saga of Mel Hall!
BRONX ZOO, NY – In this moronic woke world that we’re living in, prisoners are being released on a daily basis. One incarcerated individual has […]
Hey, Devin Williams: Just Say “I Sucked!”
I asked him if they won. Oakley responded, “Yeah we beat ‘em!” I then asked, “How did you do?” The Enforcer responded, “I sucked!”
R.I.P. Dad
Trump called room service and ordered twelve cases of Dom Perignon. My dad was one of the deliverers of the massive order.
Baby Boss is Truly Missed
NEW YORK, NY – It was Easter week of 2008 when I first saw the Co-Chairperson of the NY Yankees, who was actually the son […]
Duh… Da Dream is Denied! Hakeem Olajuwon Dissed.
The clueless guard, who would definitely fit right inside Yankee Stadium with the rest of the low-IQ security detail, blocked the path of the legend known as “The Dream.”
Johnny Mathis Still Got Game! And Could Dunk!
The people around him would get nervous at my question, thinking the 5’7″ Johnny Mathis would get offended, Mathis would always reply, “Damn right I could dunk!”
R.I.P. Big George
NEW YORK, NY – The worst punch that heavyweight boxer George Foreman ever threw was the one that busted up a wall on an episode […]
Stanton the Savior?
TAMPA, FL – We are starting to see the effects of the legalization of marijuana. It’s up in da Bronx where Yankee fans are experiencing […]
Keep Babying Them, Adding Them to the Injured List
An unnamed staff member had the audacity to tell the Boston Red Sox Hall of Famer Jim Rice to basically mind his f*cking business,