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Big Ben Tuesday: Super Bowl Prediction
Miami, FL: It’s hard to talk about anything in sports besides the Kobe tragedy, but that’s the last thing I want to talk about. Way too much for me to unpack. I don’t give him a pass for the incident in Colarado, but the clips of Kobe and Gianna were gut wrenching. Isn’t there a […]
Monday Morning QB: Kobe and The Pro Bowl
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday! So my co-worker or fellow captive, Cheesy Bruin was sort of right. It is not I forgot, I just got bogged down with a crazy weekend and both kids with stomach flu. There is really only two bits of news to discuss today. And they are… Kobe and […]
Derek Jeter, Eli Manning, Luis Rojas, Albert Belle, Jim Plunkett, Thurman Munson
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – I missed my turn in the lineup last week due to some chronic from a very great and thoughtful friend. It was called Vanilla Frosting and man was it sweet! Short Matt was miffed and didn’t include my NFL picks which went 3-1 during his eleventh hour pinch hit appearance. This week […]
Soggy Ward Saturday: Mets’ Mystery Man, Eli Goes Bye Bye, and Supah Sunday
BRONX, NY – Short Matt was supposed to post something today but was called away on account of having to cover something called “rugby” in Buffalo, which to me sounds worse than getting the most hideous kind of STD. So here I am, a ray of sunshine on what will otherwise be a washout of […]
Kreider Represents Rangers at All-Star Game
New York, NY – We’ve reached the NHL All Star Break and the Rangers find themselves well out of the playoff hunt. Their representative at the All Star Game will be soon-to-be-former Ranger Chris Kreider. Kreider will represent the Blueshirts in the place of Artemi Panarin who is dealing with an “upper body injury.” Panarin […]
Two For Tuesday: Sports Stars Wearing #2. MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL, Jeter.
NEW YORK, NY – With Derek Jeter back in the news for his Hall of Fame vote and Ben Whitney worshiping the Porcelain Gods with a vicious influenza of some sort, we’re at option #2 today for your sports Tuesday. But when life gives you snow, you throw snowballs at buses, right? With that, here […]
Monday Morning QB: NFL Playoffs, NFL Hirings, New Mets Manager
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday! The NFL season is almost over but now prepare for two weeks of pointless analysis. I advise you all to avoid ESPN. However, I wouldn’t be doing my (volunteer work) “job” if my piece today didn’t touch on… NFL NFL Playoffs, NFL Coach Hirings and New Mets Manager. […]
Cha-Ching For Titans Tannehill, NFL Playoffs, FREE NFL Picks
NEW YORK, NY – It’s cold outside in much of the USA, including 3 of the 4 cities with teams remaining in the NFL Playoffs. Our plan is to sit on the couch and drink some great craft beer, dip some chips in some salsa and Tweet annoying tweets to Brodie Van Wagenen, the GM […]
Go To Blazes Carlos Beltrán, You Tommy Two Face SOB
HELL – In this world, the Devil doesn’t wear Prada. He wears Mets orange & blue. And down here, the line to get into this very popular nightclub, Eternally Damned, is rife with the Amazins’ colors, largely for things these doomed denizens did after their failed Flushing purgatory. Case in point, Carlos Iván Beltrán – […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Derek, Zion, Freddie, and Super Bowl Ready
BRONX, NY – I’m back from self-imposed exile and, to borrow from legendary sports enthusiast Barry Manilow, ready to take a chance again. There’s plenty to talk about today, and none of it involves a bunch of absolute losers in Virginia who like dressing up as G.I. Joes but would piss themselves silly if they ever […]
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