SPANISH HARLEM – I’m thankful for being a part of this community, even though the writers feel unwanted, underpaid and and mostly unappreciated. Comparable to a used mop. That’s a lot to be thankful for but there is more… we can’t curse. I say curse words as easy as breathing, I try my best not to curse but I also know I’m at my best when I say f*ck. It’s part of my vocabulary and Management hates that. My job today is to make you see where I cursed and where Management edited my sh*t. Happy Thanks F*cking Giving!
Knicks
I live and die with this f*cking team. I want to be happy but I’m not happy. I want better. And while there are moments when I’m happy, I need it to be more consistent. Most specifically their defense. I love the offense but can we get some f*cking stops at times.
Yankees
Sign Soto and go from there. We know you are waiting for that shoe to drop but how about beng pro fucking active and making this team a better than the one that he was just fucking on.
Giants
Thank you F*ck Heads for thinking that Saquon was good enough to NOT to throw 12 f*cking milion a year at. The sad thing is that any fan worth their life knows how good he was but still let him go, dumb a$$es!
You may think I have had a couple of drinks before writing this. You’d be right.I want to go on, but maybe I did too much.
I want to wish each and everyone of you f*ckers the best and Happiest Thanksgiving you ever f*cking had. Love your family because I lost my dad around this time 20 years ago and it’s never easy – so I get those that miss someone today.
Have some f*cking fun and let yourself enjoy!
Sorry Matt, Management please come back tomorrow for Action F*CKING Jackson Sternberg.
FYI, I will repost the unedited version (Let’s see if he/it pays attention. lol).
