Let Mendy Manage! Carlos Mendoza Not to Blame!

FLUSHING, NY – The backlash by the NY Mets faithful over their recent 11-game losing streak goes to show the intelligence of these fans. They are all calling for the chopping block of Manager Carlos Mendoza. The dummies that are demanding this really need to wake up!

Mendoza was a hero and savior for them a couple of years ago, when the Mets had a good run during the playoffs. For these fans, it’s Mendy’s fault that they can’t hit, pitch or win. Little do they know that the manager’s position has changed drastically over the past decade. Mendy has little say in everything that goes on. He was a complete bobble head during the interview process for this Mets position. His head nodded vertically to every question that General Manager David Stearns asked, and at the end Mendy couldn’t even pick his own coaches.

Stearn’s geniuses put together the lineup for every game and Mendy’s job is to deliver it to the umpires right before the start. During the game, the cool and calm manager, who’s actually a messenger, takes his position in the dugout with his General Patton pose and waits for the ANALytical morons to tell him how to manage the game.

Aristostle “Mugsy” Sakellaridis

What Mets fans need to shout about is David Stearns and his ANALytics crew. The crying call should be, “Let Mendy Manage!”

I doubt very much the Mets would be in this position if that were to take place. Send those nerds, who portray themselves as Baseball men, to the Pacific Ocean, off the coast of San Diego, where they can have greet astronauts on their return from the moon.

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Aristotle "Mugsy" Sakellaridis is the junkiest of baseball junkies. He plays in 4 leagues, well past his 40th birthday, and spends the winter in Florida shagging flies at Yankees minor league complexes. He's also a retired Riker's Island Corrrection Officer - having worked the night shift for 20+ years.