Articles by Junoir Blaber

About Junoir Blaber

Junoir Blaber is from Ghana but was transplanted to the Bronx as a young lion chaser. Blaber is the Sports Rain Man, and is a featured contributor on MTM's global partner, Rugby Wrap Up. The name "Junoir" [June-noire] is his cool African name. (Or is that a possible prevarication?) He is Manute Bol's [alleged] nephew and his teams are the Mets, Jets, Knicks & NY Rangers... oh, and Manchester United. Yes, he knows soccer. [Vomit sounds]. P.s... He has webbed toes and can be followed on Twitter here: @JunoirBlaber

Blaber’s Blabberings: Shabazz Napier, NCAA Plantation, Mets Empty Promises

April 12, 2014 Junoir Blaber 15

“I don’t feel student-athletes should get hundreds of thousands of dollars, but like I said, there are hungry nights that I go to bed and […]

Blaber’s Blabberings: MLB Opening Act, NCAA Final Fortune and Richard Sherman defends DeSean Jackson

April 5, 2014 Junoir Blaber 31

“We didn’t run from where we grew up. We aren’t afraid to be associated with the people who came up with us. We brought some […]

Soccer Fan’s Plight Explained In American Sports Terms

March 29, 2014 Junoir Blaber 25

EL BARIO, BRONX – According to rules set by Ze Staff Czar, Angerius Wardico, no one is to talk about Soccer on MTM, maybe on […]

Blaber’s Blabberings: Protective Pitcher Caps, Exploding Jordan’s and March Madness

March 22, 2014 Junoir Blaber 17

“I’m trying to think of a polite way to say this. Literally, they’re terrible. They’re a terrible design. They’re cumbersome. It’s impossible to pitch with […]

Blaber’s Blabberings: Phil Jackson, Richard Sherman Twitter Wars, Retired Rashard Mendenhall, John Tortorella Countdown, Dangerous Dan Warthan Slurs

March 15, 2014 Junoir Blaber 25

“It is your decision to make. You know where I stand on you joining that sorry-ass franchsie.” – Jeanie Buss (possibly to fiancée Phil Jackson) […]

Blaber’s Blabberings: Carmelo Anthony To Bulls, Deone Bucannon Brick Response, MSL

March 8, 2014 Junoir Blaber 18

“If we gave you a brick how many things could you do with it? You have 60 seconds to answer” – Cleveland Browns Management to Deone […]

Blaber’s Blabberings: Ryan Miller Trade, Ariane Raymondo-Felton, Sandy Alderson Fiasco

March 1, 2014 Junoir Blaber 21

“You will pay for this. This is not over, you’ll see!!” –Ariane Raymondo-Felton, possibly/allegedly. EL BARIO, BRONX: Batten down the hatches!! Snowpocalypse 6: The Unstoppable […]

Canada Sweeps USA, Russian Hockey Debacle, NBA All-Star Game, Pitchers and Catchers

February 22, 2014 Junoir Blaber 13

“These players need to understand that the dunk contest is for the fans not for them!” –Vladimir Putin just before he sank the Russian Hockey […]

Blaber’s Blabberings: Guy’s Guy Derek Jeter, Michael Sam, Jonathan Vilma and Olympic Hockey

February 15, 2014 Junoir Blaber 16

“Today is the tomorrow that Yankee fans feared yesterday.” –Deacon Blaber EL BARIO, BRONX – As Snowpocaplyse 4: Buried Alive, is in it death throes, […]

Blaber’s Blabberings: Days the Future Forgot; Ralph Kiner, the Rangers and WOR-TV

February 8, 2014 Junoir Blaber 23

EL BARIO, BRONX – Armageddon tired of this Snow! Weather be damned – Deacon Blaber and my sports pulpit is up ready for the masses […]