Angry Bruin re NCAA Gay Rights, NHL Tomfoolery, MLB Opening Day Folly
UPSTATE, NY – Angry Ward, MTM’s slugger and clean-up hitter, is out of the lineup today with a bug strong enough to penetrate an alcohol-soaked […]
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Spring Forward? Sports Time Machine Sees Wildcats, Mets, Yanks, Knicks, Horses
COXSACKIE, NY – Spring ahead as the saying goes when it’s time to turn the clocks ahead in observance of daylight savings time – or […]
Summer of Cheese: Roger Clemens, Nick Saban, Andre Reed and Newport
YELLOW KNIFE, NORTHWEST TERRITORY – What’s a guy to do in the middle of July who doesn’t follow baseball? The weather has been absolutely beautiful […]
You Talkin’ To Me? Crazy Athletes’ Behavior
NEW YORK, NY – The moon makes people crazy. How else can you describe Short Matt hitting a milestone birthday, getting engaged and being “treated” […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Happy Birthday to a Punch Ball Cheat, Bruins Fanatic and True Friend
BRONX, NY – “Don’t call it a comeback. I’ve been here for years.” It’s sad but true, I really have been here for years. My […]
Bruins Fan Apologizes: Sorry, King Henrik!
Late Friday night/early Saturday morning, the 2013-14 NHL season was put to rest with Los Angeles Kings defenseman Alec Martinez’s double-OT goal against the New York […]
Montreal Canadiens are the New York Yankees; Go Rangers!
MONTREAL, CANADA – Since the Boston Bruins did little more than show up for Games 6 and 7 in their Divisional Final series, my hockey […]
More Racist Garbage in Sports: Bruins vs Canadiens and PK Subban
BOSTON ZOO – Milan Lucic has a profile resembling an Easter Island statue. Montreal Canadiens head coach Michel Therrien looks like The Frog, the main […]
NHL Playoffs, NBC Networks, and Composite Sticks
BOSTON, MA – Since the 2014 Stanley Cup Playoffs began almost two weeks ago there have been some observations worthy of conversation here at MTM. Even […]
Boston Bruins, Stanley Cup Playoffs and Bad Hockey Addictions
BOSTON, MA – Only one team gets to hoist the 34 1/2 pound series-clinching trophy for the ceremonial victory lap around the arena. Before even […]