Angry Ward Wednesday: Sports Nicknames That Just Didn’t Work

March 11, 2015 Angry Ward 30

BRONX, NY – How about that Rangers/Islanders game last night? Wow! Right? The Rangers still have 4 games in hand, blah, blah, blah… Okay, thought […]

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Spring Forward? Sports Time Machine Sees Wildcats, Mets, Yanks, Knicks, Horses

March 8, 2015 Cheesy Bruin 13

COXSACKIE, NY – Spring ahead as the saying goes when it’s time to turn the clocks ahead in observance of daylight savings time – or […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Your Team’s Most Famously Worst Fan

March 4, 2015 Angry Ward 23

BRONX, NY – Last week infamous ISIL hatchet hood Jihad John (I’d like to market a line of Port-o-Potties under this name) was unmasked as a former snot-nosed […]

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Shake off the Rust: Back to Baseball! Shields, Beane, Yankees, Mets, Padres

February 9, 2015 West Coast Craig 13

HOLLYWOOD, CA – It’s still the off season, pitchers and catchers are over a week away from reporting to camp, and it’s time for me […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Dante’s Sports Inferno – Your Guide to the 9 Circles of Hell

January 28, 2015 Angry Ward 25

BRONX, NY – It’s the neverending week before the Super Bowl, we had a faux blizzard, we’re staring down the worst month of the year (February), […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Rex Ryan, John Fox and White Coach Recycling Program

January 14, 2015 Angry Ward 35

BRONX, NY – “That’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.” So goes the quote in the Savage […]

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Mike Piazza and Hall of Fame: Shame on Bill Madden

January 7, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 53

COOPERSTOWN, NY – With the wreckage of the World Trade Center attacks still literally smoldering, Major League Baseball played its first games on September 21, […]

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2014 Year In Review: Grienke, Sterling, Putin, Michael Sam, Jeter, Richard Sherman and…

December 29, 2014 West Coast Craig 23

DENVER, CO – If you haven’t pulled yourself out of bed this morning, I don’t blame you. It’s the last Monday of 2014… what a […]

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Angry Ward Christmas: Holiday Hacking from North Korea!

December 24, 2014 Angry Ward 20

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA- Merry Christmas, you stupid face American sports people!! We get tired of hacking them crybaby Hollywood losers at Sony, so instead we […]

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Jillian “Ya Motha” Brooks Goes Whiptail Athletic on Nike “Just Do It” –

December 19, 2014 Jillian Brooks 34

Jillian “Ya Motha” Brooks is back [for today, at least] with a shameless Holiday Plug for pals with their own start-up, cool clothing line, Whiptail […]

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