Aaron Judge Hits 300th, Mets Must-Win Series, NFL Divisional Predictions
PUBLIC ADDRESS ANNOUNCER: “And now, pinch-hitting for Buddy Diaz… Jackson Sternberg!” PORT JEFF, NY – Greetings and salutations everyone, FSS (Fake Sandy’s Son) here to […]
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Angry Ward: What Would it Take for You to Abandon Your Favorite Team?
NEW YORK, NY – Due to circumstances beyond my control, my family has gone off on the final vacation of summer without me. So, more […]
Big Ben: French Pole Vaulter Turns Heads, Yanks Pen Troubles, NFL Bust Watch – Drake Maye
PARIS, FRANCE – The summer went by faster than Greg Luzinski eating a hot dog. The Olympics are done, baseball is coming down the stretch, […]
Sports Rain Man: Mets Update, Olympic Gymnastics Scandal, Random Olympic Thoughts
NIAGARA FALLS, NY – Happy, Monday! It’s mid august. We are getting closer to Back To School Season and the 2024 Olympics has been completed. […]
Mets Stumble, Giants and NFL Preseason
PORT JEFF, NY– Greetings. Let’s take a look at today’s topics: Mets Stumble, Giants and NFL Preseason. Mets Stumble After their hot stretch, the Mets […]
Yankees Pride is Poo Poo
BRONX, NY – The New York Yankees portray themselves as a totally vanilla corporate team. The grooming policy is well known: no long or facial […]
Grifol Out As Sox Skipper, Giants Preseason Reactions, Mets Big Series Win!
NOTE: The New York Mets are now just 6.5 games behind the New York Yankees. PORT JEFF, NY – It’s been a minute. [Exhaling] Let’s […]
The New York Knicks Name Jalen Brunson Team Captain
SPANISH HARLEM – Jalen Brunson was named the New York Knicks captain on Tuesday, and I will breakdown what that means for the fans and […]
Big Ben: Three Biggest Yankees Questions for the Stretch Run
BRONX, NY – I took my girls to the blistering hot Yankees game on Saturday. Oy oh boy, was it hot. But my kids can […]
Sports Rain Man: Mets Update, Olympic Boxer Scandal, Random Olympic Thoughts Sports Rain Man: Mets Update, Olympic Boxer Scandal, Olympic Thoughts
NIAGARA FALLS, NY – Happy Monday! It is the first Monday of August and a full week of the 2024 Olympics has been completed. No […]