MLB

Aaron Judge Hits 300th, Mets Must-Win Series, NFL Divisional Predictions

August 14, 2024 Jackson Sternberg 0

PUBLIC ADDRESS ANNOUNCER: “And now, pinch-hitting for Buddy Diaz… Jackson Sternberg!” PORT JEFF, NY – Greetings and salutations everyone, FSS (Fake Sandy’s Son) here to […]

Angry Ward: What Would it Take for You to Abandon Your Favorite Team?

August 14, 2024 Angry Ward 1

NEW YORK, NY – Due to circumstances beyond my control, my family has gone off on the final vacation of summer without me. So, more […]

Sports Rain Man: Mets Update, Olympic Gymnastics Scandal, Random Olympic Thoughts

August 12, 2024 Junoir Blaber 0

NIAGARA FALLS, NY – Happy, Monday! It’s mid august. We are getting closer to Back To School Season and the 2024 Olympics has been completed. […]

Mets Stumble, Giants and NFL Preseason

August 11, 2024 Jacob Sternberg 0

PORT JEFF, NY– Greetings. Let’s take a look at today’s topics: Mets Stumble, Giants and NFL Preseason. Mets Stumble After their hot stretch, the Mets […]

Yankees Pride is Poo Poo

August 10, 2024 Aristotle "Mugsy" Sakellaridis 0

BRONX, NY – The New York Yankees portray themselves as a totally vanilla corporate team. The grooming policy is well known: no long or facial […]

Grifol Out As Sox Skipper, Giants Preseason Reactions, Mets Big Series Win!

August 9, 2024 Jackson Sternberg 0

NOTE: The New York Mets are now just 6.5 games behind the New York Yankees. PORT JEFF, NY – It’s been a minute. [Exhaling] Let’s […]

Sports Rain Man: Mets Update, Olympic Boxer Scandal, Random Olympic Thoughts Sports Rain Man: Mets Update, Olympic Boxer Scandal, Olympic Thoughts

August 5, 2024 Junoir Blaber 0

NIAGARA FALLS, NY – Happy Monday! It is the first Monday of August and a full week of the 2024 Olympics has been completed. No […]