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Replacement Matt: Notes for New Mets Owner Steve Cohen and Bobby Bonilla

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WEST BROOKLYN, NJ – Yes kids, Santa has come early this year and granted all the good little Mets boys and girls wishes… The Wilpons are selling their stake in the team to the man who will be the wealthiest owner in all sports. No more penny-pinching and dumpster-diving. No more being just good enough […]

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The New York Mets Get a Makeover? and Zack Wheeler Signs a New Deal

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 SPANISH HARLEM – Fans of the New York Mets got some good news on Wednesday but much like anything that happens for the Mets, there is a downside to that news. Steve Cohen has negotiated a deal that will leave him as the majority owner, yet it won’t go into full effect for another 5 […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Booger, Suzyn, the Boys, and Others Who Won’t Be Getting a Christmas Card from Me

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BRONX, NY – Good people, I think we really need to get together and think about banning any more Thanksgivings that happen just a couple of days before the beginning of December. We also need to change Halloween to the final Saturday in October, but I’ll save that argument for another time. Back to this […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks: Battle of Red-Heads, Cards On Table

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BLOOMINGBURG, NY – My Thanksgiving sports long weekend got off to a bumpy start with the Dallas Cowboys losing at home to the Buffalo Bills, as I tried digesting a plentiful holiday meal. I’m starting to get the opinion that if the Cowboys were on The Mayflower it certainly would have sunk, as this team […]

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Jerry Jones Loves Jason, Stat King Seymour Siwoff, ESPN Knows Zip About Mets

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NEW YORK, NY – The Thanksgiving weekend certainly serves up a full helping of sports for our indulgence. You’ve got the NFL, NBA, NHL and even some delectables simmering on the MLB Hotstove. And while it was cool watching the increasingly entertaining Rangers scare the pants off the mighty Bruins on a Friday afternoon, it […]

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Thankful Ward Wednesday: Let Us Give Thanks

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BRONX, NY – Here we are on Thanksgiving Eve, and fewer people than usual are seeing this post today. It matters not. I am a content-producing robot, built and named by Management. Actually more like, hit over the head and shanghaied onto a creaky, leaky ship by Management. Again, the backstory doesn’t matter at this point. […]

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Cancer(s) In The Clubhouse? Carmelo Anthony, Bryce Harper, Odell Beckham, Jr

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NEW YORK, NY – When you are bald, fair-skinned and didn’t realize that getting that first bad sunburn out of the way was the way to deal with the sunny/warm-weather months, you end up in trouble with the Skin Police. Indeed, you may have to wrestle with skin cancer. Yours truly is guilty of all […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Chargers, MLB, and Tanking Teams Think Too Much

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BRONX, NY – Before I get going on like my billionth post for this site, I want to direct anyone who didn’t happen to read Ben Whitney’s very funny piece yesterday to do that right now. It was truly stellar. For everyone else who has to write this week, don’t worry, I’m here to lower […]

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Big Ben Whitney: 3 New Great Sports Names; Rock Ya Sin, Kaapo Kakko & De’Coldest ToEvaDoIt Crawford

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STAMFORD, CT – From Dick Trickle to God Shammgod to DeWanna Bonner, there have been some great sports names over the years. And recently, there have been some quality additions. Here are my favorite 3 New Great Sports Names. Rock Ya Sin The Colts took the Temple cornerback in the second round. And while he […]

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Monday Morning QB/Rain Man: Is Kaep Back? Still Gase Raus, Browns & Steelers Brawl

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – I am back, so you can stop pacing. However, I have formally requested a move to the Monday slot. Our dear leader, Short Matt, will take Saturday spot in the rotation. So brace yourself, here’s your first dose of the Junster [pronounced Joon-ster] as a Monday Morning QB.  Still Gase […]

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