Tag: NBA
Monday Morning QB: Kobe and The Pro Bowl
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday! So my co-worker or fellow captive, Cheesy Bruin was sort of right. It is not I forgot, I just got bogged down with a crazy weekend and both kids with stomach flu. There is really only two bits of news to discuss today. And they are… Kobe and […]
Yoenis “Wild Boars” Cespedes, Whitney Mercilus, Richard Sherman, J.J. Watt
NEW YORK, NY -It’s dreary Saturday here in the Big Apple and yours truly is drearily hungover after being over-served at a business “lunch,” followed by a quick trip to Birdland and then to *PBR Night at The Garden. But we’ve got work to do here, people, so let’s get to today’s topics: Yoeniss “Wild […]
Clairvoyant Matt: Bold Sports Predictions for Giants, Mets, Knicks, Rangers, Celeb Pundits
WEST BROOKLYN, NJ – A very Happy New Year to you my friends! As the days between the years come to an end we all slide into an uncertain future. What will tomorrow bring? What will the coming year bring? Where will we be in ten years? Well, fear not I have seen the future […]
Carmelo Anthony Gets Busy and New York Knicks Get Win
SPANISH HARLEM – No, it’s not a typo, we are still in 2020… don’t worry I’m not drunk, just hungover. And yes, I still love Carmelo Anthony and I’m happy to see him back in the NBA, where he belongs. A bunch of players had to leave the Knicks to be fully appreciated and last […]
Angry Ward Wednesday 2020: No More Cowboys Cruelty, Knicks Snickering, and Other New Year’s Resolutions I Have No Intention of Keeping
“Let’s turn over a new leaf. And Baby let’s make promises that we can keep, and call it our New Year’s Resolution.” BRONX, NY – So goes the above first chorus lyric to the best New Year’s song ever, Otis Redding and Carla Thomas‘ “New Year’s Resolution.” I personally have never been a big fan […]
Eagles vs Giants: Hate For The Cowboys, Chase For Chase
SPANISH HARLEM – I hope everyone enjoyed their holidays. For me, I’m super exhausted – but it was all well worth it.[Burp. Fart.] Now that that’s out of way, let’s focus on the NFL and the last regular season Sunday if the year. New York Giants vs Philadelphia Eagles: These teams meet with a lot […]
Replacement Matt: Cespedes Contract Reduced, Ellsbury, Phil Jackson To Follow?
WEST BROOKLYN, NJ – Happy Holidays and all that to you my friends. Welcome to the most stressful time of the year. Scramble to get your work done, scramble to get your cards out, scramble to write your column. It is clearly the way of the future. Take heed you sinners. Recently the New York […]
Winter Wardlock Wednesday: Jets Fans, James Dolan, and Other Christmas “Specials”
BRONX, NY – Christmas is only a week away, and I’ve got plenty to do. Still a few gifts to pick up, but not many, still a few of my favorite holiday movies to watch, like The Man Who Came to Dinner and The Shop Around the Corner, and still gotta square away the roast beast […]
Monday Morning QB: NFL Playoffs Rundown, Eli, Knicks Fall Guy Fizdale
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday fans! It’s my duty to help snap you out of your weekend fog and give you stuff to talk about around the water cooler while dodging the boss. And no better way to do so than by giving my Random Thoughts re the NFL Playoffs Rundown and… the […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Derek, Zion, Freddie, and Super Bowl Ready
BRONX, NY – I’m back from self-imposed exile and, to borrow from legendary sports enthusiast Barry Manilow, ready to take a chance again. There’s plenty to talk about today, and none of it involves a bunch of absolute losers in Virginia who like dressing up as G.I. Joes but would piss themselves silly if they ever […]
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