Angry Ward Wednesday: Available QBs, NBA Sleaze and Other NFL Dead Zone Menu Items
BRONX, NY – The dead week between the NFL Conference Championships and the Super Bowl absolutely sucks. All year long you’re building to this one […]
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Angry Ward Wednesday: Happy Festivus Grievances Against Buddy, JuJu, Dabo and Others
BRONX, NY – Apparently, today is Festivus. For those of you who don’t know about this Frank Costanza–created holiday, I’m not going to bother to lay […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Miami, Buffalo, Maryland, Josh Gordon… Sports Postcards from Hell
BRONX, NY – I’m back from Vacation! Tra-la-lee! What the hell were the Go-Go’s talking about when they got all weepy and wistful about the passing […]
HAPPY-HAPPY, JOY-JOY: THE UNHAPPIEST STATE
FORT WORTH, TEXAS – (15th happiest state in the nation). In a survey of over 1.3 million people across the country by the Centers for […]
I’M SURE BROOKLYN CAN’T WAIT TO GET EM
by Dr. Diz “What exit?†GUN BARREL CITY, TEXAS – Certain unmistakable and unique things come to mind when someone mentions Jersey. The Sopranos. The […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: CELEBRITY STAR FROGGERS*
*Frogger: \ˈfrȯgger, ˈfrägger\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle English frogge, from Old English frogga; akin to Old High German frosk frog; unclearly derived MTM term derived […]