Should We Blame Jose Tabata?

June 22, 2015 DJ Eberle 5

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY –┬áThere’s a slight chance that Pittsburgh Pirates outfielder Jose Tabata might be the most-hated athlete in all of sports, well at least […]

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Biblical Mets! Noah vs. Moses! Sandy Doing Good?!

June 15, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

NIRVANA, MI – “Well, Hi again, everybody! What a beautiful day for baseball! Nothing but a few high, puffy, cumulus, otherwise harmless clouds up above. […]

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Sorry, But Mets Suck. So Does Crybaby Arte Moreno

April 13, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 25

LONG ISLAND, NY – crybaby What am I supposed to do? I’ve been rooting for this wretched team since celebrating the 1969 World Series victory […]

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The Mets Won A Ballgame Last Night…

June 1, 2012 The Matts 11

NEW YORK, NY – The 50-year wait is over. Johan Santana, a man with a remade arm, pitched the upstart NY Mets into history, allowing […]

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