Yo! Make your Move, Mets!

January 22, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 6

Greenwich, CT—“Mets Twitter” is on the verge of a Chernobyl-like meltdown. I say Chernobyl because the Mets’ stunning inaction in the face of several Yoenis […]

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Sorry, But Mets Suck. So Does Crybaby Arte Moreno

April 13, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 25

LONG ISLAND, NY – crybaby What am I supposed to do? I’ve been rooting for this wretched team since celebrating the 1969 World Series victory […]

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Sarah Jessica Parker, MLB Commish Bud Selig and Terry Collins Walk Into a Bar

August 14, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 16

WHITE HORSE TAVERN –Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks…”Hey, why the long face?”  Yes, you have […]

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CitiField Shark Tank? Mark Cuban, Bill Maher and Fred Wilpon Huddle

April 1, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 30

QUEENS, NY – So, I drop the kids off at school on Monday morning, and my cell rings as I leave the parking lot. It’s […]

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