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Angry Ward Wednesday: Vikings and Lions and Bears, Oh My!

January 8, 2025 Angry Ward 0

he College Football Playoff offers up this semi-final treat for white people who like their college football white. Sure, both of these storied programs have had many great players of color, but boy oh boy do white folks love these two teams.

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Igoraphobia, Yankee’s Depression and Hitless in Seattle

May 11, 2022 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – Before I get into today’s what-have-you, I’d like to get a little housekeeping out of the way first. If you’re coming here […]

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GROTE'S GRIPES: THE ONION, PART II

September 25, 2009 23

UPTOWN, NY – As the Jefferson’s theme song goes I’m movin on up, from pinch hitter to platoon player. I’ll be taking over Sam’s-A-Fan corner […]

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