Angry Ward Wednesday: Less Meat, More Tweet and a Beastly Biopic
?????, NY – Just awoke from a NyQuil-induced fever-dream. Before regaining whatever you would call this blurry state of consciousness, I imagined a movie “concept” […]
West Coast Craig
Hollywood’s Big Night: The Oscars For Sports Fans
HOLLYWOOD & HIGHLAND – the Super Bowl of Show Business went off last night, culminating a season of screener watching, awards shows, water cooler arguments, […]
Probe Owl Spectacular! NFL Stinker in the Desert like Bad WWF
SCOTTSDALE, AZ – Hi folks, I’m writing about the Pro Bowl today! Wait , can I even say “Pro Bowl” without expressed written consent? To […]
Two Nights Before Christmas: Holiday Sports Poem About Teams & Sports Writers
HOMELAND, NJ – It would be easy to take on the role of The Gloater this week… However, it is Christmas week here in Mattville. In […]
Holiday Madness: Golden State Warriors, Johnny Manziel, NHL Mumps, Kobe vs Jordan
CHRISTMASTOWN, USA – It’s that time of year again; the end of it, where there’s a light at the end of a the tunnel on […]
Cyber Monday Sports Deals! Coughlin, Colon, Harbaugh, Manziel, Rice All For Cheap
DENVER, CO– Rocky Mountain Craig reporting this week, coming at you from the posh (and very white) Cherry Hills neighborhood where the women all look […]
Discarded Jose Canseco Finger Tells All
HOLLYWOOD, CA – We live in a digital age they say, but for me they don’t know just how right they are. I am Jose […]
Battle of the Playoff Storylines
HOLLYWOOD, CA – A good story enhances sports, particularly in the playoffs. Pundits are always touting “storybook endings,” or saying things like “Hollywood couldn’t script […]
On the Chopping Block: Bo, Kirk, Terry, Roger, Walt and Gus?
CHOPPED KITCHEN – Hello everybody, I’m Ted Allen your host of Chopped and we’ve got another exciting competition in store for you today. Last week […]
The Dumblocks Have Won. Literally.
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Now I know this news is a year old now, but I guess I’ve had my head literally/figuratively under a rock because […]