Tag: Mike Singletary

Black Friday Sports Specials: Drastic Sales For Players, Staff

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NEW YORK, NY – Damn the torpedoes, Ladies & Germs, there is no time for L-tryptophan and D-tryptophan hangovers. It’s time to join your fellow fans, who have been on line since 2AM, for your Black Friday Sports Specials: Drastic Sales For Players, Staff! MLB Managers: You find no better deal anywhere than this one, […]

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Zinedine Zidane, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer An Red Bull New York

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS: So, our very own Ben Whitney thinks I spend too much time on my first paragraph. Apparently I should not be informing and setting the tone. If Ben had a customary style to how he started I would mock him to but I will leave him to his hodge-podge openings. Anyway, […]

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A CABLE SNAPS; NFL HEAD COACH BREAKS JAW

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OAKLAND, CA – There’s not a whole lot that gets our attention in these parts, what with the Athletics, Warriors and Raiders stinking up their respective venues. Other than an Al Davis firing, a Billy Beane salary dump, or a Don Nelson 3-guard shuffle, it’s a black hole for sports. Meanwhile, Mike Singletary has the […]

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LAWYERS, GUNS AND MONEY

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By Rex O’Rourke Williamsport, Pa. First of all, Plaxico, ah Plaxico; don’t you wish you pulled a gun in L.A.? Just ask O.J. Simpson, Robert Blake, or Lindsay Lohan. New York decided to get tough and enforce gun laws and used you as an example. You just can’t walk in to a nightclub with a […]

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