SAINT LOUIS, MO – We’re here, looking for some sign that a saint of any kind is present – mixing it up with the godless Gatorade gaggle that is Major League Baseball’s hierarchy. Pujols, Nelson, Maurer and the latest MLB Royalty, Prince Fielder, all whored themselves out for said sports drink. The towels, the product, the everything Gatorade ticked us off so much, that we decided to expose them all again for the frauds they are. How? By re-releasing our UNCONFIRMED STEROID LIST. Here it is:
Aaron Boone
Adrian Beltre
Alex Rodriguez
Alex Sanchez
Alfonso Soriano
Andres Galarraga
Andy Pettitte
Antonio Alfonseca
Aramis Ramirez
Barry Bonds
Bartolo Colon
Ben Weber
Benito Santiago
Bobby Abreu
Brent Abernathy
Bret Boone
Brian Roberts
Carl Everett
Carlos Delgado
Carlos Zambrano
Casey Blake
Cliff Floyd
Corey Patterson
Craig Monroe
Craig Wilson
Dan Smith
Danys Baez
David Ortiz
Derek Lowe
Derrek Lee
Dmitri Young
Eric Byrnes
Eric Chavez
Eric Gagne
Felix Rodriguez
Fernando Tatis
Francisco Rodriguez
Frank Catalanotto
Freddy Garcia
Gary Matthews
Gary Sheffield
Geoff Jenkins
Guillermo Mota
Hector Almonte
Ivan Rodriguez
Jason Christiansen
Jason Giambi
Jason Schmidt
Javy Lopez
Jay Gibbons
Jeromy Burnitz
Jerry Hairston
Johnny Damon
Jose Contreras
Jose Guillen
Jose Lima
Juan Cruz
Juan Gonzalez
Keith Foulke
Kenny Rogers
Kerry Wood
Kris Benson
Livan Hernandez
Luis Gonzalez
Magglio Ordonez
Manny Ramirez
Mark Prior
Matt Clement
Matt Herges
Melvin Mora
Miguel Tejada
Mike Cameron
Mike Hampton
Milton Bradley
Moises Alou
Nomar Garciaparra
Oliver Perez
Paul Lo Duca
Pedro Martinez
Rafael Palmeiro
Rafael Soriano
Randy Winn
Raul Mondesi
Ricardo Rincon
Rich Aurilia
Richie Sexson
Roberto Alomar
Roger Cedeno
Roger Clemens
Ryan Franklin
Ryan Klesko
Sammy Sosa
Sandy Alomar
Scott Spiezio
Shawn Green
Shea Hillenbrand
Terry Adams
Todd Helton
Tony Armas
Trot Nixon
Troy Glaus
Valerio de los Santos
Vernon Wells
We had put this out there two Saturdays ago, nervous about the potential repercussions that might ensue… or more truthfully, the entities that might sue. Saturday, however, is a typically slow MTM day, so we figured we were safe.
But now? Now we don’t care; we’re that disgusted.
Keep in mind that the above list was from 2003, when many of last night’s stars weren’t yet in The Show or up to speed in terms of the latest test-proof enhancers. That doesn’t make these corporate whores – and that’s just what they were last night – free from suspicion. Big Mac Land, where many of last night’s dingers were donged to, is just creepy in what it represents -food chain or tainted hero. We’re just sayin’…
Angry Ward tomorrow…
