SAINT LOUIS, MO – We’re here, looking for some sign that a saint of any kind is present – mixing it up with the godless Gatorade gaggle that is Major League Baseball’s hierarchy. Pujols, Nelson, Maurer and the latest MLB Royalty, Prince Fielder, all whored themselves out for said sports drink. The towels, the product, the everything Gatorade ticked us off so much, that we decided to expose them all again for the frauds they are. How? By re-releasing our UNCONFIRMED STEROID LIST. Here it is:
Paul Lo Duca
Valerio de los Santos
We had put this out there two Saturdays ago, nervous about the potential repercussions that might ensue… or more truthfully, the entities that might sue. Saturday, however, is a typically slow MTM day, so we figured we were safe.
But now? Now we don’t care; we’re that disgusted.
Keep in mind that the above list was from 2003, when many of last night’s stars weren’t yet in The Show or up to speed in terms of the latest test-proof enhancers. That doesn’t make these corporate whores – and that’s just what they were last night – free from suspicion. Big Mac Land, where many of last night’s dingers were donged to, is just creepy in what it represents -food chain or tainted hero. We’re just sayin’…
Angry Ward tomorrow…