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Sandy Alderson Failing Up, Albert Poo-Holes, Conforto Conundrum, Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr

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“Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.” – Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr (1848) ARKVILLE, NY – The above quote is attributed to JB A-Karr, the French novelist & satirist and translated as “The more things change, the more they stay the same.” What’s it got to do with today’s topics? Plenty. So let’s get to: […]

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Angry Ward: Jake’s Try for Third Cy, Saquon Barkley Gets Battered, and Ben Roethlisberger Finds Jesus

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BRONX, NY – Today I’ve decided to kinda ping pong around and talk about a few different things, rather than laser-focusing my rage on something obvious like Kirk “F**king” Cousins or the latest foibles of New York’s 9-foot Monster Mayor. Even I can sometimes use a respite from the 24/7/365 rage-a-thon. So, let’s throw it into […]

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Groundswell of Sports Protests May Signal Progress

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NEW YORK, NY – It has been another tough week in America. On the heels of the shooting of Jacob Blake by police in Kenosha, Wisconsin and the protests that ensued, the sports world was rocked by the news that several teams and leagues would join the protest. The Milwaukee Bucks led the charge when […]

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NBA and MLB are Doomed Due to COVID Rise

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NEW YORK, NY – With the major sports set to resume over the next few weeks, there are still some major concerns over whether the sports can pull off the restart safely. The NBA bubble is up and going. Think of the Orlando facility like a fortified compound in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. […]

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Angry Ward: More Mets Ownership Players Emerge

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BRONX, NY – Is it my turn already? F**k! (*deep breath*) Okay, I can do this. It’s been a tumultuous last 24 hours, and not just because the world is on fire and idiots are running everything and we’re all gonna die real soon. No, gentle reader, there’s an even greater disturbance in the universe… […]

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Breaking Mets News: Bidding Opens Up. Cohen Back At Table. Jimmy Kimmel 30 for 30 on ’86 Mets

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COVIDIA, USA – Welcome to Friday folks. We’ve made it through another week without being besieged by Boogaloo Bois and Karens, congratulations! Anyway… As the return of actual sports seems just around the corner, today I bring you news on the mighty New York Metropolitans, the proud NL NYC Ballclub. Not only do the Metsies […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Bubba Wallace, Dave Portnoy Mets Owner, and Holding onto Hope for Sports in 2020

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Stamford, CT: Oh man, a crappy burger at my local diner never tasted so good. Welcome back to civilization! What else is going on? Lots of sh!te and it’s almost all bad. We got nooses, for crying out loud, an Amazin’ Mets ownership group coming together, and good ol’ Covid trying to take out team […]

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NY Jets QB Controversy, Trout Hooks A Sucker, End Of Baseball

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NEW YORK, NY – So far the Memorial Day Weekend is off to a sluggish, damp start here in NYC. For our local fans, that could mean sitting in a beach-side parking lot waiting/hoping for the weather to lift. You’re out there now because NY beaches will only allow 50% capacity. It also means you’re […]

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Sports-Less Landscape? Watch “Bad Lieutenant’s” Best Fictional Sports Moment

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COVID COUNTY, USA – Welcome to Memorial Day Weekend, where we look forward to BBQ’s, MLB baseball, NHL and NBA playoffs… oh wait, none of those things are on tap anymore. Oh well, we can watch some reruns of old games. Wait… I guess Horse Racing is happening now? Well, in the spirit segues from […]

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Best MLB News Ever? Alex Rodriguez, Pox On Queens Tim Tebow, Masked Singer

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NOTE: Our man Cheesy Bruin got some less-than-stellar news on the health front. Let’s raise our glasses to his full and speedy return to the proverbial rotation. CORONA, NY – No, this is not where the #Coronavirus originated. It is, however, where a pox on the borough of Queens and Mets fans everywhere was about […]

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