Thank God It’s Angry Ward Friday!: Stop the MLB Season Right Here
BRONX, NY – I’ve been asked to step in today for my neighbor from the North, Different Matt, who is off to the dry cleaners […]
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Angry Ward Wednesday: Jacob deGrom deServes a Whole Lot Better
BRONX, NY – I was really toying with the idea of posting something positive or maybe even uplifting today, but screw that stupid idea. What […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Francisco Lindor is In, Brett Gardner Likely Out and… Baseball is Back!
BRONX, NY – Play Ball! Today marks the first day of MLB Spring Training, as well as the first day of Short Matt boring everyone […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Dumb Yankees Fans, Hope In Knicksville and Trouble Brewing At The Hospital
BRONX, NY – It’s getting towards evening here as I tap this out on Tuesday. I waited around most of the day hoping someone would […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Alderson, Gase, “Cover Your Face!” and the Best of the Worst of 2020
BRONX, NY – Welcome to Wednesday of that dark, cold, drunk tank of a week that comes between Christmas and New Year’s. Hide the pills, […]
“Round Mound of Profound” Charles Barkley. Naked Rollerblading Panda? Mets Not Walking Walk?
NEW YORK, NY – Finally, a real December day in New York City. As you can see in the shot from inside MTM HQ, the […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Ho Ho Ho Holiday Movies and Sports… Kinda
BRONX, NY – Before I start today’s column, let’s get some housekeeping items out of the way. Tomorrow kicks off Hanukkah (sending latkes of love […]
Are Mets Doomed Because Steve Cohen Is A Fan? Plus, Trevor Bauer, George Springer, Nolan Arenado, JT Realmuto
NOTE: While this piece will be Mets-centric, the ramifications of its suggests will ripple through all of MLB. NEW YORK, NY – Had a long-overdue […]
Like A Mets Closer, I Couldn’t Finish. Plus, Art Modell, Dave Chappelle, Yogi Berra, Alec Baldwin
DENVER, CO – Approximately one in four MTM contributors over twelve experience column dysfunction after four beers. Normally, I drink more beers, as that usually […]
60-Game Seasons Don’t Count, Justin Turner Tarnished Trophy, Curse of O’Malley
EBBETS FIELD’S ASHES – On a lonely, cold and unspectacular street in Crown Heights, architecturally unimpressive apartments now stand at 55 Sullivan Place. They have […]