Big Ben Christmas Special: Yankee Bells, It’s Stanton’s Time in the City

Big Ben Christmas Special: Yankee Bells, It's Giancarlo Stanton Time in the City
Bash Bombers
Thanks Santa!

Yankee Bells, Yankee Bells
It’s Christmas time in the South Bronx
Dingers-ring, (dingers-ring)
Watch them zing (watch them zing)
Soon it will be Opening Day

Judge home runs, Stanton home runs
Sailing into the stands
In the air there’s a feeling of parades
Children laughing, big flies passing
Watching bomb after bomb
Over the Mets’ fans’ crying you hear

Sup?

Yankee Bells, Yankee Bells
It’s Christmas time in the South Bronx
Dingers-ring, (dingers-ring)
Watch them zing (watch them zing)
Soon it will be Opening day

Strings of runs scored, crooked numbers
Blinking on the scoreboard
Fans rush home with their treasures
Hear the bat crunch, see the kids bunch
This is Stanton’s big day
Over the Mets’ fans’ crying you hear

Bash Bombers

Yankee Bells, Yankee Bells
It’s Christmas time in the South Bronx
Dingers-ring, (dingers-ring)
Watch them zing (watch them zing)
Soon it will be Opening day

Judge home runs, Stanton home runs
Sailing into the stands
In the air there’s a feeling of parades
Children laughing, big flies passing
Watching bomb after bomb
Very soon it will be Opening day

Merry Christmas y’all. Come back tomorrow for a guy who makes the Grinch (before the epiphany) look amicable and generous, Ben Whitney. You can follow us on Twitter at @BenWhit8, @MeetTheMatts, @Matt_McCarthy00, Instagram @MeetTheMatts and like our Facebook page, Meet The Matts. 

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Ben Whitney comes from journalistic stock. Aside from his brothers, rumor has that his great-great grandfather was the youngest brother of Eli Whitney and covered the earliest "rounders" games. Big Ben is also another New York Rugby Club player/pal of Different Matt, Short Matt and Junoir Blaber. He likes film noir discussions, has twin girls and took up ice hockey after retiring from rugby.