Angry Ward Wednesday: Big TV, Giant McCarthy, and Other Bits and Pieces

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BRONX, NY – Hey, I don’t have the energy for waxing poetic, or even pathetic, about what’s going on in the world of sports this week. So, instead, I just thought I’d hit you with whatever is ricocheting around in this alleged mind of mine these days. Let’s go.

• I got a fairly huge TV a week ago. I know it’s not big compared to what some people consider home-enterainment-appropriate (it’s 70 inches), but I don’t think I’ll ever want to get anything bigger. I mean, it’s fairly ridiculous. We couldn’t fit it in the car. It had to be delivered. That said, I love it. Football looks great on it. It was not at all expensive. I can’t wait to start watching my favorite fall movies on it, like Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

• J.J. McCarthy looks great for the Giants… so far. You just wait. No one was even considering McCarthy on the Giants, but they sure will now. As a Vikings fan, I wish him no ill will, but I’m still skeptical. Many years ago the Vikings drafted a QB named Fran Tarkenton and then traded him to the Giants after 6 seasons. In 1972 they traded back for him and he took Minnesota to 3 Super Bowls. So, worst case scenario, maybe McCarthy turns out to be something decent and the Vikes give the Giants a pile of garbage for him.

• This is a pretty entertaining World Series! Despite Tampa clawing to stay alive last night, the Brewers are clearly the better team and are winning this thing.

• The Dallas Cowboys beat the team that used to be the Philadelphia Eagles on Monday night. Philly was without their starting quarterback, without their #1 receiver, with a hobbled starting running back, and a defense that appears to have checked out. Jerry Jones and his doofus son celebrated this win like they were partying on Bourbon Street. What a joke. Can’t wait for the next Cowboys loss to some also-ran.

• Hey, I see the Knicks finally won a game! Yay, Knicks! You still have one of the worst owners in all of sports, but it’s hard not to like this team.

• David Stearns still has a job. Think about that anytime anyone you know tells you that they just got laid off. This world is not fair.

That’s about all I got today. Come back tomorrow for Buddy Diaz, who will either be delivering a eulogy for the Eagles or getting excited about the Knicks. Or maybe he’ll choose to discuss the Yankees‘ giving GM Brian Cashman an extension. Who knows?

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Angry Ward, who has admirers at the New York Times, is the quintessential angry sports fan but for one exception... he's flat-out funny. And the angrier he gets, the more amusing his work becomes. Psychiatrists say, "Angry Ward's 'anger' is a direct result of "Bronx/Mets syndrome: growing up in the Bronx as a Mets fan." As if that weren't enough, his Minnesota North Stars abandoned him for Dallas, forcing him to embrace The Wild the way Nancy Pelosi embraces Mitch McConnell at charity events. And while his Vikings only tease him with success, his Golden State Warriors actually win these days. A-Dubya is MTM's longest-tenured indentured servant, its Larry David and quite simply, "The Franchise." (Junoir Blaber disputes this). Vent, curse and giggle with him on Angry Ward Wednesdays.