Overrated Kevin Durant, Warriors vs Cavs, Harvey Not Mets Worry
JACKSON, MS—He stands at least 7 feet tall. He can shoot it from behind the arc better than anyone that size who’s ever played in […]
Articles by Fake Sandy Alderson
Punched In Face: Joey Bats Bautista, Mets Out West, Kevin Durant
MOOSE JAW, SK – Something fishy overcomes you when you cross the Rainbow Bridge and enter Her Majesty’s Government. Yes, part of that may well […]
Baseball P*ssies Jake Arrieta & Joe Maddon: Bryce Harper Ain’t Barry Bonds
WHITEFISH, MT – My all out effort to knock Genius Joe Maddon down a couple of couple of pegs seems to be losing steam. Particularly […]
“Minimalist Zany?” Hey Cubs–Win Something First!
SKOKIE, IL – Well that wacky genius Joe Maddon is at it again. Sitting atop the Baseball world having won 18 of the Cubs‘ first […]
No More Brady Talk! Goodell v Conrad Dobler, Isles and Mets Own NYC
JAMAICA ESTATES, NY – I fear that the airwaves and water cooler conversations over the next 5 months will be engorged with nothing but Deflategate; […]
These Are NOT Your Father’s Yankees
BRONX, NY – Bryce Harper, Matt Harvey, and Jake Arrieta will all be free agents after the 2018 MLB Season. Manny Machado, the brilliant young […]
Deep Thoughts with Fake Sandy Alderson: MLB, Mets
PANIC CITY, BLOCK C – A couple of years ago, my 4-year-old niece found herself in a bit of hot water. Seems she had drawn […]
Sports Mount Rushmore: Kobe Done, Peyton Gone, Big Papi to Follow
“Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a man of wealth and taste. I’ve been around for a long, long years…” PANIC CITY, NY – […]
David Wright, Wrestlemania! Oh, and ESPN Still Sucks
SANDS POINT, NY – Sunday night was sheer bedlam at The FSA Compound. The day started with hellacious winds that overwhelmed even the vaunted preparation […]
Mets Matt Harvey and The Angel of Death
RAY RAMIREZ RETIREMENT VILLAGE, HELL –Matt Harvey is in jeopardy of missing his Opening Day start this Sunday against the World Champion Kansas City Royals. […]