Little League Parents Need to be Curbed by JB Smoove
LONG ISLAND,NY – If you’ve never coached a youth baseball or Little League team, do yourself a favor… don’t. Don’t get me wrong, there are some […]
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Wren & Stempy, Mets Extend Sandy, and Bobby Bo Shows us the Bronx!
BRONX, NY – From 2009 through 2013, the Atlanta Braves won no fewer than 86 games in a season. They surpassed the 90 Win total […]
NFL Sees [Bud] Light, Groucho Gives MLB Awards, Mets and Yanks Positives?
NEW YORK, NY – Similar to yesterday’s column from my venerable colleague Angry Ward, I too am choosing NOT to mention the off-field Tsuris from […]
Send Lawyers, Guns and Money for NFL Commissioner Goodell and Jeff Wilpon
ALSACE-LORRAINE – As Sports Days go, yesterday wasn’t too shabby. I am speaking of that rare exacta where two notorious members of the sports ruling […]
Mets Never Saw it Coming: Mike Trout, Yasiel Puig: New MLB Kings
NEW YORK, NY – We’ve all heard these morons calling into sports talk radio, right? You know the ones: “Hey, let’s give the Angels…Kirk Niewenhuis, […]
Yankees Rally Horse, Mr. Met and Why Mascots Suck
DETROIT, MI – The Yankees had their 5 game winning streak snapped here last night. But their inspired play of late has kept them close […]
Giants vs Jets. Is Eli Manning the Worst QB in the NFL?
We interrupt the Fake local Pennant Races for an important announcement. The Yankees are going nowhere in spite of the fact that the AL East […]
Sarah Jessica Parker, MLB Commish Bud Selig and Terry Collins Walk Into a Bar
WHITE HORSE TAVERN –Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks…”Hey, why the long face?” Yes, you have […]
Mission Accomplished? Mets’ Cadre of 3 and Fair Trade Coffee
Cobleskill, NY–I consider myself something of a Mets Twitter “Troll.” I don’t think this necessarily defines me as a human being. I’ve been called way […]
David Wright in Decline? Say it Ain’t So, David. Say it Ain’t So!
TIDEWATER, VA – He grew up in the shadows of the Triple A affiliate down in Norfolk, Virginia dreaming of one day playing for the […]