Flushing Roach Motel: Looking on Craigslist for David Wright and MIA Mets
DANNAMORA, NY – Opening Day of the 2010 season at Citifield was a blustery Monday in early April. The Mets were hosting the then Florida […]
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Biblical Mets! Noah vs. Moses! Sandy Doing Good?!
NIRVANA, MI – “Well, Hi again, everybody! What a beautiful day for baseball! Nothing but a few high, puffy, cumulus, otherwise harmless clouds up above. […]
NBA Finals, LeBron, Steph? Sure, I get it. Hope Solo? Hope Not!
EAST PALO ALTO, CA – I’ve made my distaste for ESPN known in the past. Among the reasons I much prefer watching the MLB Network, […]
Burn Notice for: NBA, Terry Collins, Isiah Thomas, Phil Jackson
MIAMI BEACH, FL – I stumbled on to an old USA Network series a few months ago called Burn Notice. It’s about a CIA spy […]
Yankees Greats Ruth, DiMaggio, The Mick and…Graeme Lloyd?
Melbourne, FL–There wasn’t a dry eye in the House on Sunday evening. Bernie Williams had his very good career properly recognized at Yankee Stadium. Bernie […]
Apocalypse is Nigh! Youth Baseball in Big Trouble and FSA Can’t Save it!
FRANKLIN, TN – When Jerry Maguire walked out of that hospital room after visiting a severely concussed client of his, he had an epiphany. An […]
RANGERS WIN Game 1! Wilmer!! Oh No, Not Again!!
Cheektowaga, NY—Here it is. The Anti-Column. I know our faithful reader(s) is/are expecting to find a finely crafted analysis of yesterday’s Game 1 Rangers win […]
Brady, Red Sox, Fenway: Boston offers Worst in Sports. Plus NBA Hero Ball!
WALTHAM, MA – I had two colleagues with me most of the time while riding Amtrak last week. It doesn’t take much to find something […]
Where Have You Gone, David Wright? Mets Nation Turns its Desperate Eyes to You
LITTLE HAVANA, FL – Mets manager Terry Collins is now officially “on the clock.” The Mets’ 15-5 start was a nice little burst to begin […]
Alex Rodriguez Peed Yogi’s House; Yankees Won’t Pay Him, Wally Backman
“Alex Rodriguez peed on our house!” – Carmen Sucart, wife of Yuri-former A-Rod cousin, confidant, steroid mule. YOGI BERRA MUSEUM, LITTLE FALLS, NJ – As […]