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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: RHYMES AND MISDEMEANORS

July 1, 2009 Angry Ward 29

SLEEPY HOLLOW, NY— Old Man Minaya Went to the cupboard, To get his skipper a hitter: When he got there, The cupboard was bare And […]

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ANGRY WARD SATURDAY: COMMENT COMMENDATIONS

June 27, 2009 Angry Ward 7

FLAGSTAFF, AZ– Filling in today for Short Matt who was in Switzerland yesterday for a blood cleansing, a la Keith Richards, as he desperately tries […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WHO’LL STOP THE RAIN?

June 24, 2009 Angry Ward 33

by Angry Ward NEW YORK AQUARIUM, BROOKLYN – For those of you not located in the New York Metropolitan area, or even the tri-state area, […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: PRO SPORTS HALL OF JERKS

June 17, 2009 Angry Ward 42

by Angry Ward DALLAS, TX – Welcome everyone to the grand opening of the Professional Sports Hall of Jerks, located in beautiful Dallas, Texas. This […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO… THE 1986 METS?

June 10, 2009 Angry Ward 40

FBI HEADQUARTERS, WASHINGTON, DC – With all of the gripes about the current version of the New York Mets and their lack of heart and/or […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: GIVE MY REGARDS TO BROADWAY

June 3, 2009 Angry Ward 40

NEW YORK, NY—For those of you who missed it, this past weekend the Mets traded backup catcher Ramon Castro to the Chicago White Sox. This […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THIS WEAK IN BASEBALL (MAY EDITION)

May 27, 2009 Angry Ward 43

McLEAN, VA—It’s time once again to take a spin around the league and see what’s going on with all 30 clubs. As always, we bring […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: GUEST COLUMNIST PETER TRAVERS

May 20, 2009 Angry Ward 25

NEW YORK, NY—Bogged down with lots of work this week but, luckily, I was able to land blurbtastic Rolling Stone film critic Peter Travers to […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: BASEBALL AND BEER

May 13, 2009 Angry Ward 39

MILWAUKEE, WI—When, exactly, did it happen that going to a ball game became the perfect time to enjoy an ice-cold beer? When you’re a kid, […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: ALL YOU CAN EAT ANGER

May 6, 2009 Angry Ward 39

PEORIA, IL– Not a whole lot of time to think of big picture concepts for this week’s post. Instead, we’ll opt for a buffet–a smorgasward, […]

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