Articles by Angry Ward

About Angry Ward
Angry Ward, who has admirers at the New York Times, is the quintessential angry sports fan but for one exception... he's flat-out funny. And the angrier he gets, the more amusing his work becomes. Psychiatrists say, "Angry Ward's 'anger' is a direct result of "Bronx/Mets syndrome: growing up in the Bronx as a Mets fan." As if that weren't enough, his Minnesota North Stars abandoned him for Dallas, forcing him to embrace The Wild the way Nancy Pelosi embraces Mitch McConnell at charity events. And while his Vikings only tease him with success, his Golden State Warriors actually win these days. A-Dubya is MTM's longest-tenured indentured servant, its Larry David and quite simply, "The Franchise." (Junoir Blaber disputes this). Vent, curse and giggle with him on Angry Ward Wednesdays.
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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THIS WEAK IN BASEBALL

February 18, 2009 Angry Ward 32

McLEAN, VA – Coming to you this week from the home offices of the USA Today in order to steal their boilerplate and offer up […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY (SATURDAY EDITION): NO GUTS, JOE TORRE

February 13, 2009 Angry Ward 13

NEW YORK, NY– This is it! The height of hypocrisy! I am officially calling Joe Torre out! In the interest of full disclosure, Joe Torre, […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: DOO-DOO THE RIGHT THING?

February 11, 2009 Angry Ward 23

ARLINGTON, TX– The constant B.S. surrounding steroids and other performance-enhancing drugs in Major League Baseball is getting so deep we all better put on life […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: BROKEN PROMISES

February 4, 2009 Angry Ward 22

NEW YORK, NY—I know that today’s headline reads like one of those phony movie titles from Seinfeld, but it really has to do with this […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: PROPOSITION BETS

January 28, 2009 Angry Ward 19

FROSTBITE FALLS, MN—Coming to you today from the home of Bullwinkle J. Moose and Rocket “Rocky” J. Squirrel. Been thinking about this weekend’s Super Bowl […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WAKE UP!

January 21, 2009 Angry Ward 26

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In light of yesterday’s stirring inauguration ceremony in the nation’s capital, I would like to be the first to add, “Now is the time […]

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