Omar Little Sports Recap: GIgANTic Giants Win, Props to Jerry Reese, King Henrik Fights Off Usurper
WHITE PLAINS, NY – On the Chinese Calendar, 2016 was The Year of the Turd. But thankfully, we do have the mighty G-Men (New York […]
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NFL Stuff: Giants Sputter, Big 4, Possible Interlopers, Unwatchable Jets, Tom Brady Record
WESTCHESTER, NY – It was a tough weekend for our heroes, the NY Giants. The defense did its part, with Olivier Vernon and Eli Apple […]
NFL Recap: Giants Unimpressive Win, Fitzy over Frankenstein, Crazy Keanu Finish in Baltimore
STAMFORD, CT -I know the Knicks are threatening relevancy for the first time in a while and I know the Rangers are playing fast but not […]
Are the NY Giants Contenders? Josh McCown, Cowboys, Eli and Oedipus?
STAMFORD, CT – Another NFL week is in the books, with the New York Giants on a five game winning streak and threatening to make […]
Whitney Breakdown: Big Win for the Giants, Eagles Fans to Blame For Trump, Jets to Dangerfield?
WHITE PLAINS, NY – I’m guessing the NFL ratings will be up now that we actually had a few good national games – Cowboys vs […]
Election Day Special: 5 Sports Figures Who Would Make a Better President than Trump
It’s Tuesday folks, and not just any Tuesday. You woke up this morning with one thing on your mind. What will Whitney write about? But […]
5 NFL Related Business Ideas: Consoling, Gun Storage, Social Media Management, Penalty Prevention, Anger Redirection
ALBERTA, CANADA – It’s Tuesday, time for your Weekly Dose of Whitney! Last week I discussed some of the reasons for the NFL’s declining ratings, this […]
NFL Ratings Nosedive: I Abused My Pregnant Wife, Extend My Contract!
WHITE PLAINS, NY – It’s getting pretty hard to watch NFL football in good conscience these days. My list of grievances is growing. The NFL […]
Top 5 Trump Inspired New York Giants Problems
WESTCHESTER, NY – I’m into lists lately. Nobody makes lists like me. The Giants won on Sunday, in spite of multiple attempts to give the […]
The Top 5 Sports Moments of 2016: Cam, Dee, Draymond, Neymar, Villanova
WHITE PLAINS, NY – We’re into the fourth quarter of 2016, the Mets and Yanks are dunzo, and the Giants and Jets are spinning their wheels, […]