Cancer Survivor Salutes Smash Hit Tony Gwynn

June 22, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 14

SAN DIEGO, CA – As a player over a twenty season career, his batting average was ten points higher than Wade Boggs and Rod Carew. […]

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Bruins Fan Apologizes: Sorry, King Henrik!

June 15, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 9

Late Friday night/early Saturday morning, the 2013-14 NHL season was put to rest with Los Angeles Kings defenseman Alec Martinez’s double-OT goal against the New York […]

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Double Trouble! Sports Twins Special: Canseco, Sedin, Barber and more!

June 8, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 16

NEW YORK, NY  – This past Monday my goddaughter made me a grand-godfather (if there is such a thing) for the second time by birthing […]

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Heimlich Maneuver Birthday Salute: Biggest Chokes in MLB, NHL, NFL

June 1, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 18

Today marks the fortieth anniversary of the Heimlich Maneuver’s publication in the journal Emergency Medicine.  Sports teams before and long after 1974 have been putting […]

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Montreal Canadiens and Goon Tactics vs [Carey] Price of Victory

May 25, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 31

“… the guy was wielding his stick like a pizza spatula.” -Cheesy Bruin FIVE HOLE, ND – Now that the Eastern Conference Finals are heading […]

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Montreal Canadiens are the New York Yankees; Go Rangers!

May 18, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 16

MONTREAL, CANADA – Since the Boston Bruins did little more than show up for Games 6 and 7 in their Divisional Final series, my hockey […]

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Hockeytown, State of Hockey and Minnesota Wild

May 11, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 13

Happy Mother’s Day to all, especially our very own Mother I’d Like To… talk sports with… Cookie! MINNEAPOLIS-ST. PAUL, MN – The Stanley Cup Playoffs […]

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More Racist Garbage in Sports: Bruins vs Canadiens and PK Subban

May 4, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 33

BOSTON ZOO – Milan Lucic has a profile resembling an Easter Island statue.  Montreal Canadiens head coach Michel Therrien looks like The Frog, the main […]

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NHL Playoffs, NBC Networks, and Composite Sticks

April 27, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 27

BOSTON, MA – Since the 2014 Stanley Cup Playoffs began almost two weeks ago there have been some observations worthy of conversation here at MTM.  Even […]

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Boston Bruins, Stanley Cup Playoffs and Bad Hockey Addictions

April 20, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 12

BOSTON, MA – Only one team gets to hoist the 34 1/2 pound series-clinching trophy for the ceremonial victory lap around the arena. Before even […]

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