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www.MeetTheMatts.com started out as a NY Mets website and organically grew into an entity covering all professional sports. Our daily contributors, as diverse as they may be, share two important traits: -They toil for the "love of the game..." -They have a sense of humor. This is, after all, sports entertainment.
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PROWLING TIGER, POUNCING ELIN

December 5, 2009 The Matts 9

Jaimee Grubbs… Rachel Uchitel… Kalika Moquin “You know you have crazier sex on Ambien – you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien […]

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IT’S THE HOPE THAT KILLS ME

December 3, 2009 The Matts 37

by Junior Blaber “I can deal with the despair, but it is the hope that kills me.” I stole that pearl of wisdom from a […]

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T-DAY THANK YOU BOMBS: どうもありがとう

November 26, 2009 The Matts 11

MATTVILLE, USA – As Grandma Erna talks quilts, Aunt Lila serves up the homemade applesauce and Uncle Bernie pops a Schaeffer, we can’t help but […]

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TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

November 21, 2009 The Matts 13

MTM HQ: For whatever reason, the column that was posted here at 1:30 AM is now MISSING. We are trying to sort that out… Please […]

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ENOUGH, BY GEORGE! LEAVE THE BOSS BE

November 16, 2009 The Matts 28

BRONX, NY – We waited. We waited for the victory cigar smoke to dissipate and the financial statement confetti to be completely swept from the […]

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MISERY LOVES COMPANY: AMAZIN' MUTT FANS BACK PHAILIN' PHILS

November 2, 2009 The Matts 60

by Different Matt BRONX, NY – I have returned from hibernation to find my beloved Yankees one win away in the World Series. The Bombers […]

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CIVIL WAR IN NYC: ONE MAN'S TORMENT

October 30, 2009 The Matts 37

by Yankees Suck… As [edited] by the MTM Censors NEW YORK, NY – What is best in life? Conan the Barbarian summed it up perfectly: […]

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IS THERE FOOTBALL IN HEAVEN?

October 29, 2009 The Matts 61

by Eddiz (who thought we should Texas Two-Step from the Series for a day and chill Ft. Worth style – we agreed) FORT WORTH, TX […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: PHILLY LOVE SONGS

October 27, 2009 The Matts 55

NEW YORK, NY – Instead of getting cute and/or creative this week, I felt it was high time I got back to my angry roots. […]

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TIM MCCLELLAND'S VANDERBILT AND MR MAGOO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS FUN

October 24, 2009 The Matts 17

FORT COURAGE, KS – For those of you that haven’t guessed or are new to Mattville, all but one of us Matts, when it comes […]

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