Grinding Ax Edition: Soccer, Football and Spelling Bees?
COLTS NECK, NJ – As I said to Short Matt when summoned to write something for the Saturday during Labor Day Weekend, “Writing a column for Saturday is […]
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Grinding Ax Walter Hynes: Bye Bye Zeke Elliot and Kim Jong-un! Dennis Rodman Rescue?
MANASQUAN, NJ – While The New York Yankees do their best imitation of their neighbors from Queens, I believe it’s time to look forward, don’t you? NFL football has managed, […]
Sports Sissies: Why Does Everyone Get a Trophy?
FREEHOLD, NJ – Why should everyone get a trophy? This is a question that most Baby Boomers and realists ask every time we hear a story regarding […]
Grinding Ax Friday- NBA/ MLB All Time Greats
“Not Gonna Do It. Wouldn’t be Prudent” WASHINGTON, DC – It would be way too easy to start another political discourse today. I’m NOT gonna […]
Grinding Ax Friday: Big Balls, Ranger Falls, LaVar Ball, Romo vs Cutler
NOTE: Different Matt was out past curfew Thursday night and “went golfing” yesterday. A “migraine” and miscommunication had him AWOL at MTM HQ, so Grinding […]
Grinding Ax Walter Hynes: Rick Nash, Eli Manning Are Frauds
“Rick Nash has not convinced me that he has the gumption to push the Rangers offense over the finish line.“ -Grinding Ax Walter Hynes PENN STATION, NY – As I […]
Grinding AX Wednesday? Frank Martin’s Cocks Final Four, March Madness Latest
HOBOKEN, NJ – Grinding Ax Wednesday? When our version of Gaius Lucilius needs a personal day, I’ll always be available. With the Final Four teams ready to finish a […]
Grinding Ax: Irish Sports Legends, Dead or Alive
MANASQUAN, NJ – “I’m Irish. I think about death all the time.” This was one of Jack Nicholson’s famous quotes. With another Saint Patrick’s Day in […]
Grinding Ax: NFL Free Agency Frenzy, March Madness Mayhem
White House, NJ – NFL Free Agency is kicking off , therefore, we get to witness intelligent owners, GM’s and coaches acting amorously towards a group of […]
Grinding Ax: The Hugest Super Bowl Ever! Brady, Dr Evil, Nancy Pelosi, Matty Ice
HOUSTON, TX – As we prepare for another Super Bowl, the curiosity is simply poking holes in my large Irish ceann (Gaelic for head). Will Luke Bryan nail the National […]