GIANT WEDDING DAY BLUES
DJ Eberle has abandoned his post today, thanks to scoring some tickets to watch the Rex Ryan era begin in Buffalo with a survivor-pool busting […]
Articles by West Coast Craig
Bachelor Party!
The timeline is a little hazy, with gaping blank spaces, but it started sometime yesterday afternoon when Short Matt was invited to the country club […]
STRAIGHT OUTTA FOOTBALL
Ice Cube’s son, O’Shea Cube Jr., can boast being the star of a bona fide box office hit as Straight Outta Compton went cruisin’ down […]
Dispatch From Old Cape Cod (League) and Rousey-like Roller Derby!
Cape Cod–Your humble West Coast Reporter has been summering on the Cape, shucking clams and jiving the candlepin bowling they have up here, taking an […]
All-Name All-Stars and Home Run Derby Rules
CINCINNATI, OH – I’ve drawn the All-Star Monday slot again, so that means two things: Time to make up new Home Run Derby Rules, and […]
Matz the Meat!
Folks, because I know you’re tuning in here to find out what happens next in the continuing adventures of Korak and Rhubarb, but they’ll have […]
Lord of the Pop Flies: Mets Gorilla with David Wright
NEW YORK, NYÂ – Six months ago, deep in the jungles of the Caribbean island of Saint Lucia, farmer Rex O’Rourke was tending to his […]
Mets New Star: Brown-Eyed Handsome Gorilla
< NEW YORK, NY – Korak charged third base as coach Tim Teufel frantically gave the stop sign. The big gorilla never slowed down, his […]
Korak Returns Just In Time! Gorilla and Noah Save Mets?
“I’m working on something interesting.” –Freddie Wilpon NEW YORK, NY – Those were the Mets’ owner’s words as he plopped ice in his white wine […]
Fight of the Century? Breaking Down Mayweather vs Pacquiao
Korak’s still on the disabled list, but he’s almost ready to resume baseball activities and should be back mid May. In the meantime… LAS VEGAS, […]