Big Al Sternberg

Big Al Sternberg/Fake Sandy Alderson is from a not-so-nice part of Queens. But through grit and elbow-grease finds himself living on Long Island with his bride and twin 12-year-old sons. He is a sports encyclopedia… and a loose cannon. In fact, Michael Baron of Metsblog.com blocked him on Twitter. You can find The Blocked One’s Tweets here: @AldersonFake

Creepy Sports Threesomes, Rob Lowe and World Series Observations

October 22, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 24

FRESH MEADOWS, NY – You know how celebrity deaths tend to come in “threes?”  Well, I just came from the Rec Center – where Creepy […]

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Bizarro World! Cowboys and Ned Yost on Top? Plus ‘Ole Miss?

October 15, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 23

MONK’S COFFEE SHOP, UWS – I give up. I can’t fight it any longer. It’s true… Bizarro World is a real thing. And I’m not […]

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What the Buck! Clayton Kershaw Cursed! ESPN Kills America’s Pastime

October 8, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 25

CHAVEZ REVINE, CA – I know that by the middle of October most of our regular readers have turned the page from Baseball to the […]

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Unwatchable! Jets Must Cut Woody Johnson

October 7, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 28

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ – My esteemed colleague West Coast Craig passed on the opportunity to discuss the J-E-T-S yesterday. So, being the unfortunate next man […]

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Bill Belichick is a Big Fat Idiot; NFL Should Take Off Hoodie

October 2, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 21

KANSAS CITY, KS – The one game, loser go home American League Wild Card Game ended early Wednesday morning with the Kansas City Royals winning […]

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Little League Parents Need to be Curbed by JB Smoove

September 26, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

LONG ISLAND,NY – If you’ve never coached a youth baseball or Little League team, do yourself a favor… don’t. Don’t get me wrong, there are some […]

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Wren & Stempy, Mets Extend Sandy, and Bobby Bo Shows us the Bronx!

September 22, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 20

BRONX, NY – From 2009 through 2013, the Atlanta Braves won no fewer than 86 games in a season. They surpassed the 90 Win total […]

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NFL Sees [Bud] Light, Groucho Gives MLB Awards, Mets and Yanks Positives?

September 18, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 18

NEW YORK, NY – Similar to yesterday’s column from my venerable colleague Angry Ward, I too am choosing NOT to mention the off-field Tsuris from […]

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Send Lawyers, Guns and Money for NFL Commissioner Goodell and Jeff Wilpon

September 11, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 36

ALSACE-LORRAINE – As Sports Days go, yesterday wasn’t too shabby. I am speaking of that rare exacta where two notorious members of the sports ruling […]

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Mets Never Saw it Coming: Mike Trout, Yasiel Puig: New MLB Kings

September 3, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 20

NEW YORK, NY – We’ve all heard these morons calling into sports talk radio, right?  You know the ones: “Hey, let’s give the Angels…Kirk Niewenhuis, […]

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