Big Al Sternberg

Big Al Sternberg/Fake Sandy Alderson is from a not-so-nice part of Queens. But through grit and elbow-grease finds himself living on Long Island with his bride and twin 12-year-old sons. He is a sports encyclopedia… and a loose cannon. In fact, Michael Baron of Metsblog.com blocked him on Twitter. You can find The Blocked One’s Tweets here: @AldersonFake

The Knicks are Terrible, the Eagles look good and the Yankees Muthaphucking Win!

October 12, 2017 Buddy Diaz 0

SPANISH HARLEM, NY – This was an up and down week for me as a sports fan. I finally got to watch the New York […]

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Overrated Kevin Durant, Warriors vs Cavs, Harvey Not Mets Worry

May 31, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 15

JACKSON, MS—He stands at least 7 feet tall. He can shoot it from behind the arc better than anyone that size who’s ever played in […]

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Punched In Face: Joey Bats Bautista, Mets Out West, Kevin Durant

May 17, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

MOOSE JAW, SK – Something fishy overcomes you when you cross the Rainbow Bridge and enter Her Majesty’s Government. Yes, part of that may well […]

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Baseball P*ssies Jake Arrieta & Joe Maddon: Bryce Harper Ain’t Barry Bonds

May 10, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

WHITEFISH, MT – My all out effort to knock Genius Joe Maddon down a couple of couple of pegs seems to be losing steam. Particularly […]

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“Minimalist Zany?” Hey Cubs–Win Something First!

May 3, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

SKOKIE, IL – Well that wacky genius Joe Maddon is at it again. Sitting atop the Baseball world having won 18 of the Cubs‘ first […]

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No More Brady Talk! Goodell v Conrad Dobler, Isles and Mets Own NYC

April 26, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 29

JAMAICA ESTATES, NY – I fear that the airwaves and water cooler conversations over the next 5 months will be engorged with nothing but Deflategate; […]

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These Are NOT Your Father’s Yankees

April 22, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 10

BRONX, NY – Bryce Harper, Matt Harvey, and Jake Arrieta will all be free agents after the 2018 MLB Season. Manny Machado, the brilliant young […]

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Deep Thoughts with Fake Sandy Alderson: MLB, Mets

April 19, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

PANIC CITY, BLOCK C – A couple of years ago, my 4-year-old niece found herself in a bit of hot water. Seems she had drawn […]

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Sports Mount Rushmore: Kobe Done, Peyton Gone, Big Papi to Follow

April 14, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 23

“Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a man of wealth and taste. I’ve been around for a long, long years…” PANIC CITY, NY – […]

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Opening Day for deBaby deGrom and WrestleMania from Jerry’s World!

April 8, 2016 The Matts 6

This article courtesy of Jackson Sternberg… FLUSHING, NY – It is Opening Day – and not just for the New York Mets. At press time, […]

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