Thanksgiving NFL Stunner, MLB Hot Stove, Giant Pride

November 23, 2023 Jackson Sternberg 0

HOLBROOK, NY – Happy Thanksgiving [weekend] everyone. FSS Jackson, here! Pleasantries aside, let’s get to today’s topics: Thanksgiving NFL Stunner, MLB Hot Stove, Giant Pride […]

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The Jack Attack: 2nd Generation Mets/Giants Fan, 2nd Generation Pundit

September 15, 2023 Jackson Sternberg 0

HOLBROOK, NY –  To quote/paraphrase the famous Paul Heyman, “My name is Jackson Sternberg and I am the son of Fake Sandy Alderson!” Much like […]

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Overrated Kevin Durant, Warriors vs Cavs, Harvey Not Mets Worry

May 31, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 15

JACKSON, MS—He stands at least 7 feet tall. He can shoot it from behind the arc better than anyone that size who’s ever played in […]

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Punched In Face: Joey Bats Bautista, Mets Out West, Kevin Durant

May 17, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

MOOSE JAW, SK – Something fishy overcomes you when you cross the Rainbow Bridge and enter Her Majesty’s Government. Yes, part of that may well […]

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Baseball P*ssies Jake Arrieta & Joe Maddon: Bryce Harper Ain’t Barry Bonds

May 10, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

WHITEFISH, MT – My all out effort to knock Genius Joe Maddon down a couple of couple of pegs seems to be losing steam. Particularly […]

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“Minimalist Zany?” Hey Cubs–Win Something First!

May 3, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

SKOKIE, IL – Well that wacky genius Joe Maddon is at it again. Sitting atop the Baseball world having won 18 of the Cubs‘ first […]

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No More Brady Talk! Goodell v Conrad Dobler, Isles and Mets Own NYC

April 26, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 29

JAMAICA ESTATES, NY – I fear that the airwaves and water cooler conversations over the next 5 months will be engorged with nothing but Deflategate; […]

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These Are NOT Your Father’s Yankees

April 22, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 10

BRONX, NY – Bryce Harper, Matt Harvey, and Jake Arrieta will all be free agents after the 2018 MLB Season. Manny Machado, the brilliant young […]

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Deep Thoughts with Fake Sandy Alderson: MLB, Mets

April 19, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

PANIC CITY, BLOCK C – A couple of years ago, my 4-year-old niece found herself in a bit of hot water. Seems she had drawn […]

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Sports Mount Rushmore: Kobe Done, Peyton Gone, Big Papi to Follow

April 14, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 23

“Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a man of wealth and taste. I’ve been around for a long, long years…” PANIC CITY, NY – […]

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