Big Al Sternberg

Big Al Sternberg/Fake Sandy Alderson is from a not-so-nice part of Queens. But through grit and elbow-grease finds himself living on Long Island with his bride and twin 12-year-old sons. He is a sports encyclopedia… and a loose cannon. In fact, Michael Baron of Metsblog.com blocked him on Twitter. You can find The Blocked One’s Tweets here: @AldersonFake

OCD, BTK Killer & New York Athletes That Ruined Our Lives

August 13, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 21

FRESH MEADOWS, NY – I’ve heard it described many ways. For true die-hard fans that live and breathe with the fortunes of our teams, it […]

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More Damn Liars, Bud Selig, Weiner

August 5, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

NEW YORK, NY – I chose the Mets. As I prepared to enter Kindergarten in the Fall of 1969, my mind was a blank slate […]

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MLB Trading Deadline, Sandy Sits On Hands, Commissioner Gordon, Batman

July 30, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 16

SALEM, MA – Like 17th Century Salem, Major League Baseball, led by caped Crusader Bud Selig, is leading the charge against the scourge of Performance […]

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Royal Baby, Moley Russell’s Wart, Ryan Braun’s Pants on Fire, Who are Hall of Fame Players?

July 23, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 25

NEW YORK, NY – Late Breaking news…the lovely Duchess of Cambridge has given the world a baby boy!  We are one step closer to cleansing the […]

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White Bread Mets, OJ Simpson, Tonya Harding & The Stanley Cup???

July 16, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 27

One of the qualities I’ve always admired in high level athletes is their ability, at the end of fierce competition, to compose themselves and show […]

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Brooklyn, Brawley and Nerd World of Baseball Statistics

July 9, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 17

NEW YORK, NY – What the hell is BAPIP? Or VORP? Who can tell me what UZR or Defensive WARP might be?  How ‘bout PECOTA […]

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Tim McCarver Spews Poop; Moribund Mets Win The Damn Thing

July 2, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 18

NEW YORK, NY – As Tim McCarver spews poop, my Moribund Mets Win the Damn Thing, 5-4!!! A special Thanks to Kirk Gibson for inexplicably […]

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Back, Back, Back, Back and why ESPN Sucks

June 25, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 18

*Hats off to the Blackhawks. Now for other breaking sports news: ESPN Sucks…. MAKE-US- BRISTLE, CT – Remember when ESPN was a novelty? When it […]

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Sports Tuesday: Jew, Not A Jew, Zach Wheeler and Phil Mickelson’s Boobs

June 18, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – With due respect to Sid Farkas, I always preferred the Bro to the Manzier. But enough about US Open runner-up Phil Mickelson, who […]

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Mets Management To Mets Fans: Drop Dead!

June 11, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 28

NEW YORK, NY – With apologies to Lieutenant Dan, Lieutenant Weinberg, Major Harris, Captain Munnerlyn, and all other military personnel who’ve honored this country through […]

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