Perfect Sports Day: Yanks Lose while Mets, Rangers, Knicks win
NEW YORK, NY – Days like this, you don’t get ’em back. The planets aligned, pigs were flying, snowballs were being tossed in Hell. We […]
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Baseball Busts of 2013
NEW YORK, NY – Okay, so we’ve got our Carnac The Magnificent hats on today and we’re using their inherent clairvoyant powers for today’s topic: […]
Greatest Sports Excuses
NEW YORK, NY – Toward the end of Thursday night’s charity event called The Captain’s Knock (where international rugby legends come together for the purpose […]
Wilpons Gambling on Gambling to Cure the Mets… with Pete Rose?
FLUSHING, NY – If you’ve never watched the old Twilight Zone episodes, you should do so. Your time will be worth it for no other […]
Can A Magic Johnson Stick It To San Fran & MLB
HOLLYWOOD, CA – The MLB soap opera ended after the courts and the McCourts ended their marriage and team ownership woes. Two billion dollars and […]
Nemo + Vegas + The Matts = Tarmac Tussle
SIN CITY, NV – First off, apologies to our staff and readership (our moms) for our sudden disappearance. But when Nemo, Vegas and the plurality […]
Snow Job: Kate Upton & Nemo
UPTON, NY – With the snow up to our under-carriage, Dr. Diz succumbing to the flu, and a time zone discrpency causing a rift in […]
3 Reasons Mets Fans Should Root For Ravens
FLUSHING, NY – Okay, so you’ve had all kinds of Super Bowl, Pro Bowl and Puppy Bowl stuff stuffed into your stuffing. But we’ve got […]
Monday Morning Quaterback: Redskins Risk RG III Ruin
WASHINGTON, DC – With The Public Professor gone missing after either being over-served at the Ray Lewis Retirement Party, or suffering/succumbing to the sun stroke […]
Unlucky 13th Baktun Leaves Mayan Sports Mess
YUCATÁN PENNISULA – The Mayan civilization was founded around 2000 B.C. and there are about 7 million Maya alive today. And by “today” we literally […]