Aaron Judge Hits 300th, Mets Must-Win Series, NFL Divisional Predictions
PUBLIC ADDRESS ANNOUNCER: “And now, pinch-hitting for Buddy Diaz… Jackson Sternberg!” PORT JEFF, NY – Greetings and salutations everyone, FSS (Fake Sandy’s Son) here to […]
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Big Ben Tuesday: Giants Meaningless Win, Jets Headed to QB Hell – Time to Tank
East Rutherford, NJ: Apologies for the delay. I was planning on writing a tire-pumping piece on the New York Rangers, but then they got waxed […]
Big Ben: Giants Season in Shambles, Who is the Next QB – Williams, Penix?
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ/ NFL ARMPIT – Sometimes my dog eats rabbit turds, napkins, and socks. Then he pukes it all up. Then he eats it […]