Baseball P*ssies Jake Arrieta & Joe Maddon: Bryce Harper Ain’t Barry Bonds
WHITEFISH, MT – My all out effort to knock Genius Joe Maddon down a couple of couple of pegs seems to be losing steam. Particularly […]
Bryce Harper
These Are NOT Your Father’s Yankees
BRONX, NY – Bryce Harper, Matt Harvey, and Jake Arrieta will all be free agents after the 2018 MLB Season. Manny Machado, the brilliant young […]
Bryce Harper vs. Pap! Flop Sweat Everywhere!
Douglaston, NY—In “Broadcast News,” the classic film of nearly 30 years ago, there is a memorable exchange between the great Albert Brooks and co-star William […]
THE DARK KNIGHT HAS RETURNED! METS ARE NL EAST CHAMPS!
Cincinnati, OH—At long last the New York Mets have clinched the 2015 National League East Division! The Mets are headed to the playoffs for the first […]
Tricky Dicks: Jordan, Nats, Cowboys and The Boz
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA – One of the questions that has gone unanswered over the centuries has really never been solved: What is a Dick? No, […]
Mets Rivals… Bill Cosby, Jared From Subway, John Rocker?
INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MN – Ahhh…to be transported back to the Salad days of the 1980s. Bill Cosby was America’s Dad, Jared the Subway guy was […]
Opening Day Dreams, Duke and Fat Presidents Bartolo and Taft
MIKE PENCE COMMUNITY CENTER, IN – I found some interesting tidbits to nibble (other than the Cinnamon Toast Crunch between my sofa’s cushions), as I […]
Opening Day! Rob Manfred Era and Mets 800 lb Gorilla
WASHINGTON, DC – The bunting furls in the afternoon sun – red white and blue – against the nation’s capital. The fans teeming the streets […]
MLB’s Best: Mike Trout, Bryce Harper or Jay Robertson?
FALLS CHURCH, VA – You want some baseball talk? I’ll give you some baseball talk. Just like ESPN and their 30 camps in 30 days […]
Looking Back in Anger at MLB Picks that weren’t, Plus Jews eating Pulled Pork
BOCA RATON, FL – Let’s flash back 6 months to Spring Training 2013. We’re having coffee outside Einstein’s Bagels on Palmetto Park Road, opposite Publix and […]