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Sports Mash Unit: Teams That Won Without Injured Stars

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COVID CENTRAL, NYC – As we continue to navigate this hazy, blurred maze of The Covid Zone, our staff has taken turns on the DL IL in unprecedented fashion… and not because of the Coronavirus. Buddy Diaz rightfully needed a spot starter when he lost a friend. Our resident tough guy, Cheesy Bruin, missed a […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Zona Wieners, Sour Giants, and Other Sports Food Outlets

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WHATEVER, USA – It’s exciting to hear that parts of the country are opening up again, giving people in places like Apalachicola and Driftwood Beach the chance to enjoy golf and all-you-can-eat popcorn shrimp and getting each other sick as f**k. C’mon baby, let the good times roll. It’s time for your moment on the BIG […]

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Uninspired Sports Commentary and the NFL Draft. Vrabel, CeeDee Lamb, Kingsbury

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BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Ever have one of those days where you have to grind through whatever you need to do? I’m talking about the most menial of tasks like brushing your teeth, showering and eating that have become less necessary during this pandemic. Well, I’m there right f***ing now. A routine of nothing is wearing […]

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Replacement Matt: NFL Draft Notes, Entertainment Value? Mets Fumble Ownership

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QUARANTENIA, BASEMENT – Welcome to another beautiful in day in our eternal lock-down. Last night the sports world offered up the first semblance of a return to normalcy in the much over-hyped event outside the ESPY’s – the first round of the NFL Draft. An “event” that I normally skip in favor of watching a […]

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Reformed Gambler Weakening, NFL Draft, Batman

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BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Seinfeld was said to be a show about nothing and I can relate to this because I truly have nothing to write about with this Sports Pandemic hovering over sports lovers. I’m gonna try just the same with a few random thoughts. Daytime television absolutely bites. It doesn’t matter how many times […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Essential WWE, Suzyn Waldman Warbles, and a Gender Reveal No One Asked For

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FLORIDA, (JUST FLORIDA) – All bets are off now. Seriously, this post could be a 500,000-word epic or a fortune cookie, what does anyone care? Though I would bet on the latter if I were you. Let’s get to the truly important stuff first. Florida’s jackass Governor thinks WWE is an essential business. Just soak […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Looking For a Return to Normalcy Through New York Sports

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Quarantine Log – Week 72, Day 4,209. My yard has never looked so good. I’ve listened to a year’s worth of saved podcasts and binge watched everything recommended by anyone I’ve ever met. I’ve heard Into the Unknown from Frozen 2 enough to make me want to jam ice picks in my ears. I’ve crunched […]

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Infectious Buddy Diaz re NBA Tourney-Style Season, Rangers Winning Stanley Cup, MLB Twin Bill Madness

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SPANISH HARLEM – Its been about two weeks since all sports ceased and it has been difficult for someone like me. All I do is read watch and read about sports. I even stay updated on WWE wrestling even though I don’t watch every show. The landscape has changed; instead of looking forward to the […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: I Have Not Come Here to Bury the NFL… for Once. Plus Kevin Durant Goes Corona

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PALM BEACH, FL – Greetings from God’s Waiting Room, which may be forced to relinquish that title, given the current pandemic. It’s getting weirder by the day on planet Earth and in these United States. I mean, if we’re going to be forced to live out a bad 1990s “everyone’s gonna die” movie, at least make […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Doling Out Punishment for the Houston Astros’ Scumbags

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HOUSTON, TX – There was plenty to hate about the Houston Astros’ pathetic parade of apologies last Thursday. And no players will be disciplined and they came up empty (supposedly) on 2019 and 2018. This reeks of the little slap on the wrist Belichick and the Pats got when they were caught recording the Rams […]

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