Richard Gere, Dusty Baker, Meet The Matts, Aristotle Sakellaridis

A Bunch of Duds run Spring Training!

I remember messing with Leyland about his black metal spikes on his feet, as he would playfully flick his cigarette at me.

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What?! More World Baseball Classic Stuff?! Japan Techies, Puerto Rico Flash, Yadier vs Willie

March 24, 2017 West Coast Craig 14

SUNSET BOULEVARD – Hi folks, I’ve been enjoying my semi-retirement but was given reason to dust off my old MTM press credentials this week and […]

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Holy Torn NFL ACL, Batman! Jim Kelly’s Bills, Carmelo Anthony and Mets To Screw Fans

October 22, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 24

TONAWANDA, NY – Watching the NFL Network at 4:30 this morning was like watching the old Batman TV series from the 60s.  Sam Bradford? VRONK! […]

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AP was MIA and Jim Leyland must be Smokin’ Dope

October 15, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 29

DETROIT, MI – There’s a reason why managers like Jim Leyland can’t seem to win the “big one.” The 1997 Marlins, with their “go for […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE BAR EXAM; WHICH BOOZE BEST SUITS YOUR BALLCLUB?

May 12, 2010 Angry Ward 43

BOSTON, MA – Last week I ducked my head into this cozy little rathskeller up in Boston for a quick drink and ended up sticking […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE WILPON FAMILY

October 7, 2009 The Matts 27

They’re lazy and they’re kooky They’re injured and they’re pukey They’re really missing Mookie The Wilpon Family. Their field’s a mausoleum When people come to […]

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ZOMBIE ATTACK

September 28, 2009 West Coast Craig 9

TROMA STUDIOS – It’s another Monday holiday here at MTM, which has inspired me to flesh out an idea for a new horror film along […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE “SUPER” STARS

August 26, 2009 Angry Ward 30

SAN DIEGO, CA—I needed to get away, so I’m writing today’s post from a quaint little bar down San Diego way known as The Regal […]

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