Aaron Judge Hits 300th, Mets Must-Win Series, NFL Divisional Predictions
PUBLIC ADDRESS ANNOUNCER: “And now, pinch-hitting for Buddy Diaz… Jackson Sternberg!” PORT JEFF, NY – Greetings and salutations everyone, FSS (Fake Sandy’s Son) here to […]
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Angry Ward: Kirk Beamed Up to Atlanta, Aaron Judge OK (?), and Cleveland Goes All In on Questionable QBs
NEW YORK, NY – Kirk Cousins is Atlanta’s problem now. He looks the part, he talks the part, he even sometimes plays the part of “Franchise […]
Big Ben Tuesday: NFL Championship Matchups Set, Swifties Gear Up for Vegas, Jason Kelce and Other Annoying Super Bowl Side Stories
LAS VEGAS, NV – We saw some damn good NFL games this weekend. Three one-score battles after the Texans folded in the second half at […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Will the Real NFL Contenders Please Stand Up. Can Anyone Take out the Ravens?
Stamford, CT: Happy New Year, my friends. Be on notice that in 2024 I’m not taking any crap and I’m telling it like it is. […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Super Wild Card Round Thoughts and Division Round Predictions
STAMFORD, CT – If you were looking for a sign that 2021 is going to be better than 2020, how about Super Wildcard Wild Card […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly of NFL Head Coaches
NEW YORK, NY – How the hell did it get to be November? It’s dark out at 4:30, Christmas decorations are already up, and the Giants […]
Rain Man Rants: Buckeyes Blackeye, RG3’s Return, Hall of Famer T.O., FIFA Solidarity Payments
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – So, I actually got ahead of this assignment and started writing at a decent hour, rather than at 3 AM. […]
NFL Recap: Giants Unimpressive Win, Fitzy over Frankenstein, Crazy Keanu Finish in Baltimore
STAMFORD, CT -I know the Knicks are threatening relevancy for the first time in a while and I know the Rangers are playing fast but not […]
Grote’s Gripes: Super Storylines; Super Bowl Hype Begins
BALTIMORE, MD – Super Bowl XLVII is set. The dreaded San Francisco 49ers are back in the big game thanks to Mike Smith’s Falcons choking […]