Replacement Matt Rants re Mets, Yanks, Bettman, Barkley, Christie
NEW YORK, NY – With the knowledge that I’m filling in for Angry Ward, I’m trying to work myself into a frenzy that would be […]
Magic Johnson
Can A Magic Johnson Stick It To San Fran & MLB
HOLLYWOOD, CA – The MLB soap opera ended after the courts and the McCourts ended their marriage and team ownership woes. Two billion dollars and […]
LA Sports: Pujolos, Monkey Butt, Dodger Dog Or Magic Johnson?
BURBANK, CA – Sorry folks, I know the Knicks staved off the inevitable last night, and the Rangers have a pivotal game five with the […]
MY DADDY CAN BEAT UP YOUR DADDY
by Rex O’Rourke TOBACCO ROAD, NC – So last night I’m watching Duke throttle North Carolina and I ask myself: “Self, what is the biggest […]
COOKIE's CORNER: SPORTS SMARTIES AND OTHER TASTY MORSELS
SWANKY STADIUM, NYC – I am dying for regular season baseball to start. I can’t wait to see the full ‘A’ team, play the ‘A’ […]