THE BEST PUCKING WINTER GAMES EVER!
By Different Matt SOUTH DILDO, CANADA – In keeping with this week’s themes of alcohol-fueled articles, I’m taking a crack at my own alcohol-inspired, Olympic-themed […]
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MIND YOU, PRO PLAYERS DONATING BRAINS
CANTON, OH – We hurriedly jumped into the Matt Mobile and raced up here after reading the following AP Report: Three NFL players on Monday […]
THE REYES MANUEL, NEIL DIAMOND, MARTY & TERMINATOR 4
BOSTON, MA – Starbury made his debut for the Celtics last night. In 13 minutes, he scored 8 points and had two assists and received […]