WINNERS AND LOSERS…
by Dr. Diz FORT WORTH, TEXAS – We like winners here in the good ol’ USA. Doesn’t matter if it the Olympics, politics, gymnastics or […]
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STAND ON GUARD, OH CANADA
by West Coast Craig THE 49TH PARALLEL – I wanted to stay away from the Olympics… wouldn’t it be great not to mention them at […]
WREX'S WRAP-UP
By Rex O’Rourke NEW YORK, NY – OK, I got into the spirit of the proceedings and watched and DVR’ed a ton of Olympic coverage […]
A MARINE HELPS US MAKEOVER NEXT WINTER OLYMPICS
MALVERNE, NY – On this web-thing that is MeetTheMatts.com, we dote on supposed sports heroes, make fun of them when they fall and giggle at […]
OLYMPIC REPRIEVE: BLACK UNHISTORY MONTH
by Junior Blaber NOT VANCOUVER – Before anyway gets their panties in a bunch, let me clear: I am Black. I was born in Ghana, […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: GET READY FOR YOUR CLOSE-UP
Joba Chamberlain’s Mom Busted For Drugs –TMZ.com HOLLYWOOD, CA – A message to all you sports superstars out there, in case you haven’t heard, the […]
ICE OR EYESORE
“I used to have a wild time with 3 women until 5 a.m., but I am getting older. In the Olympic Village here, I will […]
PITCHERS AND CATCHERS AND OTHER PICTURE POSTCARDS
By Rex O’Rourke Bear Mountain, New York – It was a busy week in sports both on and off the field. Here’s the recap: #1 […]
TIGER'S BAD ACTING AND WORST OLYMPIAN EVER
“For all that I have done, I am so sorry.” -Tiger Woods GROUSE MOUNTAIN, CANADA – It’s somewhat ironic that the protagonists of this Saturday […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: TOP 10 THINGS I'M GIVING UP FOR LENT
CORNER CONFESSIONAL, LOCAL BAR – Oddly enough, I find myself writing my bi-weekly column and it’s related to religion – again. This is extremely odd […]