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Bobby Orr Be Damned: St. Louis Blues Finally Win It All.
NEW YORK, NY – The St. Louis Blues finally hoisted Lord Stanley’s Cup. They did so with a convincing Game 7 win over the Boston Bruins. With two goals in the first period, the Blues were well on their way. St. Loo added two more in the third before the Bruins pulled one back. By […]
The Kevin Durant Fallout and What The Knicks Should/Could Do
SPANISH HARLEM – Kevin Durant officially announced on Instagram what many believed to be true, he ruptured his Achilles and underwent surgery. Now begins the long road back but not without some interesting circumstances. With free agency only weeks away, the question remains on what he will do. He can enter the market and hope […]
Blue(s) Blooded Victory! Laila Anderson and Lord Stanley to St. Louis
BOSTON MA – For those of you unfortunate enough to not know who I am, I was at one point a regular contributor to this fine establishment. To the rest of you… Cheesy Bruin – much respect. MTM Management – you should have shut down my login years ago. Angry Ward – May your sense […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: KD, The Cup(s) and The Subway Series
BRONX, NY – It’s already closing in on 9 pm on Tuesday night, and I just don’t have the time or energy to be clever or wax poetic… but am I ever those things? Instead, I’m just gonna let fly with the main sports stuff just about everybody’s talking about, and just be done with […]
Big Ben Tuesday: NBA, NHL Finals Drama, KD and Get Well Big Papi
STAMFORD, CT – If this were a real blog, we would have an editor and maybe some occasional support. But here at MTM, we have an annoying jackass who stops by one a month to give us a hard time about capitalizing the “d” in deGrom or not capitalizing the “B” in LeBron. It is […]
My Sports Sunday: Minor Yankees Sweep [VERY] Minor Mets, Stanley Cup Finals
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – You all remember going back to school after summer vacation and the first assignment was usually a writing assignment called “What I Did On My Summer Vacation?” Today, I’m penning a condensed version detailing, “My Sports Sunday.” The day started early with a group bus trip to PNC Field in Scranton, PA. […]
MTM Spectacular Sunday Sports Quiz: We Give The Answers So You Can Stop Looking Stupid
NEW YORK, NY – To steal an adjective from Bob Murphy, it’s marvelous outside today in Mattville, so let’s cut right to the chase so we can all go out and chase down a few adult beverages. And that chase ends at today’s MTM Spectacular Sunday Sports Quiz… And we are giving you the answers, […]
Women’s World Cup, Jets New GM, NBA Finals, NHL Finals
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – I was not surprised that I had to write but I am exhausted. My daughter has been wreaking havoc with the times she wakes all of us up. I expect her to sleep til 8 and she is up at 5:30 and so on. So today’s piece will be a […]
Big Ben Special: St Louis Blues 1 Win From Stanley Cup as Berube Works Over Refs
BOSTON, MA – The Blues won game 5 in Boston, 2-1, taking a 3 games to 2 lead in the Stanley Cup Finals. The game was not without controversy as the refs kept their whistles in their pockets for several plays that could have been penalties. After St. Louis Blues coach Craig Berube complained about […]
Why Are The Mets MLB’s Biggest Bullpen Losers?
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Losing. It sucks no matter what you’re competing in. I know a lot about losing as my Boston Bruins sh!t the bed Wednesday night at home in a Game 7 for all the marbles. In the process of losing the Stanley Cup, despite Boston being recently labeled as the City of Champions, […]
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