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NHL Draft: Rangers Pick Alexis Lafrenière over Quinton Byfield. Oy Vey.

October 16, 2020 Different Matt 0

NEW YORK, NY – The NHL Draft took place last week and the New York Rangers came away with a nice haul. After the sad […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Ranking New York Sports Teams; Jets and Giants in the Toilet

September 29, 2020 Ben Whitney 1

[NOT] BUFFALO, NY – After dry-heaving through piss-pot performances by the Giants and Jets,  it doesn’t take a shaman to see that our New York […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Three New York Hockey Players and Their Evil Dopplegangers

February 25, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

Camp Crystal Lake: There is plenty going on in the world of sports, but I’m not in the mood. Let’s do something different. Has anyone […]

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The King & I : Rangers Call Up King’s Successor Igor Shesterkin

January 11, 2020 Different Matt 0

NEW YORK, NY – The Rangers made the decision to call up Igor Shesterkin (Shestyorkin, until recently), their Russian net-minding phenom and heir-apparent to The […]

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Big Ben Whitney: 3 New Great Sports Names; Rock Ya Sin, Kaapo Kakko & De’Coldest ToEvaDoIt Crawford

November 19, 2019 Ben Whitney 1

STAMFORD, CT – From Dick Trickle to God Shammgod to DeWanna Bonner, there have been some great sports names over the years. And recently, there […]

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NHL Free Agency: Artemi Panarin Suitors, Repercussions, Zuc

June 28, 2019 Different Matt 1

NEW YORK, NY – With NHL Free Agency starting Monday, Rangers fans are wondering whether the Blueshirts will land a Blue Jacket… Artemi Panarin. The […]

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How To Fix Soccer So It Doesn’t Suck. Steal From Rugby.

June 26, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

PARIS, FRANCE – For those of you tuning in to see another brilliant Angry Ward expose on douchebaggery of the umpteenth degree, you’ll be stunned […]

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What's Ahead? Not Much. Kentucky Derby, Opening Day, Stanley Cup. Meh? Meet_The_Matts-Kentucky_Derby2

What’s Ahead? Not Much. Kentucky Derby, Opening Day, Stanley Cup. Meh?

March 24, 2019 Cheesy Bruin 0

MARLBORO, NY – Don’t focus on the past. “Think of what’s ahead of you,” is what motivational speakers would like to have us think in […]

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Big Ben’s Fake Oscar Special – Mariano vs Marty

February 26, 2019 Ben Whitney 0

Hollywood, CA: In 2018, over 104 million people watched the Super Bowl while only 27 million watched The Oscars. But the 2019 Super Bowl ratings were the […]

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Mets and Yanks Off to Good Starts, MLB Should Shorten the Season

April 6, 2018 Different Matt 0

NEW YORK, NY – The mostly empty stadiums and games cancelled due to snow must mean that it’s early April and baseball is back again. The […]

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