Tag: New York Jets
Autumnal Ward Wednesday: Vikes Stink, Giants & Jets Done, Mets Out. My Interest in Sports Dropping Like Leaves
BRONX, NY – Well, as of 9:30 am EST yesterday, it’s officially autumn. This season is one of the main reasons palookas like me live here in the Northeast. It’s the time of year that everything just seems so damn cozy—temperatures, clothes, your bed, even tucking yourself into a book. I’ll also be sure enjoy […]
Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, News & Nuggets… Week II.
SHOHOLA, PA – Out of the gate with a 3-1 record is a good feeling, as San Fran was the only red mark last week. But I’m not resting on the quick start as I aim for perfection with today’s gems. Strap in, here are Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, News & Nuggets… Week II. […]
Grinding Ax Edition: New Look NFL, Same Old LeBron
MONMOUTH COUNTY, NJ – With much vitriol and political utterances forcibly served up to football fans, the NFL attempts to placate it’s card-carrying members while biting their nails, hoping that we hang around. Can college football and hoops get here any faster? While the verdict on how much the league will lose must wait until season ticket […]
GOLF Is The Greatest Four-Letter Word & More Entertaining Sports Language
DENVER, CO – Next up in the scrambled, out-of-place 2020 sports schedule is the U.S. Open. For some reason, half of the readers of this site don’t consider golf to be a sport, so I won’t waste my breath on the affair. That being said, golf is the ultimate four letter word. Four letter words […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Go With It or Nah, That’s Horse Sh!t – Week One Knee-Jerks
STAMFORD, CT – Week 1 of the NFL season is usually pretty tough to predict. Throw in no preseason, no fans, players opting out, and plenty of player and coach movement, and this one was even tougher. We saw some expected dysfunctional teams looking quite functional (Jax, Wash), some powerhouses looking powerful (NO, Balt, KC), […]
Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks. Klyer, Kyle, Kliff, Colts, Rivers, Reich
SHOHOLA, PA – I’m dog-sitting in this very sleepy Poconos locale after a neighboring canine made a jailbreak from its home and took a bite of my sweet Sadie’s front leg. But today I’m helping you take a bite out of your bookie… with the return of Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks. FAVORITE At this […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: The NHL, Yankees in Hell, and Here Comes the NFL!
BRONX, NY – On Labor Day my friends and I had our 2020 Fantasy Football Draft. It was chock full of surprises, super sleepers, and the kind of insightful football info you can only get from a bunch of rapidly-aging white guy losers. I can’t wait to tell you all about it! Just kidding. You’ve […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Exciting New Coaching Opportunities for Allen Iverson, Steve Bannon, and Others
BRONX, NY – And, we’re back. The royal “we.” You know… the editorial… Anyway, some new sports sh!t has come to light, man. We’re full into bubble playoffs in both hockey and basketball, halfway through non-bubble regular-season baseball, and bearing down on whatever kinda what-have-you football season is gonna be. But, with these shortened seasons, we’re […]
Big Ben: Covid-Ranting, 77 NFL Players Test Positive then Negative, Election Day Meteor
WARREN, VT – I’m on vacation in Vermont. I saw a bear banging at the dumpster right by our condo. She was large. And I just read that 77 NFL players Tested Positive for the Coronavirus. Crap, the season is in trouble! Er, hold on. It seems that a Jersey lab screwed up. They were […]
2020 BOHICA!!! deGrom Bear(?) Gets Replacement Matt Through Cancer!
MAPLE WOOD, NJ – Good day to all ye faithful readers… Yes, I am still among the living and above ground after having a brain tumor removed on Sept 11, 2020. It seems my surgery was successful. Still awaiting the final report from the [Hold The] Mayo Clinic has put in, as Larry David once […]
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