What’s In Your Closet? Obsessed Sports Fans Pad Athletes Pockets
HO-HO-KUS, NJ – What’s in Your Closet? Too personal? Maybe you Jeffrey Dahmers out there (looking at you, Sam’s-A-Fan). No, I’m referring to that jersey […]
New York Yankees
You Talkin’ To Me? Crazy Athletes’ Behavior
NEW YORK, NY – The moon makes people crazy. How else can you describe Short Matt hitting a milestone birthday, getting engaged and being “treated” […]
Another Arm Bites the Dust: Season Over for Yankees, Tanaka
NOTE: Different Matt was called to pinch-hit today after an untimely bike/cab confrontation landed Short Matt in… Bellvue. Not kidding. Thanks, Diff! The Bronx, NY […]
Why Mets Are On Their Way, Why Yanks Tanking, Carmelo and Boys from Brazil
CORONA, NY – Put it in the Books! And the Ballgame is over! And though as your Fake General Manager, one rarely prone to hyperbole, […]
Top Ten Stupid Athletes Off The Field
LONDON, ENGLAND – Is it fair for us to judge the off-field exploits of a professional athlete? Every serving of celebrity comes with a side […]
Recapping a Busy Day for the Bronx Bombers
The Bronx – The New York Yankees were certainly active Sunday afternoon. Not only did the Bronx Bombers score more than two runs for once in […]
Rambling and Rumblings on Rangers, Mets, NHL Free Agency… and Melo
TAMPA BAY, FL – Some poor shmuck in Edmonton is about to lose his job and that shmuck’s name is Oilers General Manager Craig MacTavish. […]
Mad Dog with Memorable July 4th Baseball Moments and Worst/Best Free Agent Signings
FORT McHENRY – Hello Again Everybody…How are you todaaaayy! I could not possibly be more thrilled to fill in for my good pals here after […]
Yankees vs Red Sox Again? Make it Stop!
BOSTON, MA – This last Yankees vs Red Sox series got thinking. I know it’s supposed to be a big series. I know we’re supposed […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Happy Birthday to a Punch Ball Cheat, Bruins Fanatic and True Friend
BRONX, NY – “Don’t call it a comeback. I’ve been here for years.” It’s sad but true, I really have been here for years. My […]