Tasteless NFL Pizza Wars, Peyton Manning, Papa John's, Jon Gruden. Cheesy Bruin, Meet_The_Matts

Tasteless NFL Pizza Wars, Peyton Manning, Papa John’s, Stan Fischler. Cheesy Bruin Slices The Cheese

March 4, 2018 Cheesy Bruin 0

MARLBORO, NY – Maybe they took a taste test at the league office.¬† Maybe it was the company’s tasteless former CEO John Schnatter’s comments blaming […]

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Words Schnatter! Kaepernick Cooks Papa John, Peyton and Jerry Jones. Mets Go Dumpster Diving

Words Schnatter! Kaepernick Cooks Papa Johns, Peyton, JJ Watt and Jerry Jones.

December 22, 2017 Matt McCarthy 0

LOUISVILLE, KY – Bad pizza enthusiasts, Jerry Jones, Peyton Manning and J.J. Watt are flying their sh!tty pizza boxes at half-mast, as Papa John Schnatter […]

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Broncos Bustin’ Madison Avenue Manning? Or Just Greedy SOB?

February 8, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 25

FORT COLLINS, CO – As Peyton Manning began racing across the Levi Stadium grass as time expired, you’d think he’d be sprinting towards his wife, […]

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Greedy Peyton Manning and Omaha Aren’t What You Think!

February 2, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 19

WATERLOO, IA – With the Iowa Caucus¬†mercifully behind us, whose name could be better to invoke this morning than that of Gordon Gekko, er, uh..I […]

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