UNABASHED BROTHER
by West Coast Craig BIRMINGHAM HIGH SCHOOL, THE VALLEY – One thing that Angelinos become quickly jaded towards is the Celebrity Sighting. You live here […]
Rex Ryan
NEWS FLASH: HOOPS FIELD EXPANDS TO 128
by Rex O’Rourke INDIANAPOLIS, IN – My sources at the NCAA tell me that March Madness is about to get even madder. The tournament is […]
HIDE YOUR WOMEN, CRO-MART IS COMING
“Did the rabbit die?!” NEW YORK, NY – The recent NFL free agent and trading period brought a former Pro Bowl cornerback with a made-for-the-tabloids […]
FAVORITE FAT ATHLETES
PieÅ¡Å¥any, Slovakia – We’re here at the famous ancient spa, trying to get in shape and hoping to bump into former NHL star and current […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: 50 HALFTIME SHOW SUGGESTIONS
You’re going down Fox. At least that’s what we’re hoping. See #34. NEW YORK, NY – Seeing as how the Super Bowl halftime show sparked […]
FEBRUARY AIN'T OCTOBER: IT'S A SUCKY TIME IN SPORTS
by Junior Blaber NEW YORK, NY – February is the WORST month of the year for sports, especially New York sports, and it makes me […]
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
by West Coast Craig VULCAN – Once again the aging master, having had one of his best seasons ever and still proving he’s just having […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT
NEW YORK, NY – Now that I’ve been writing for MeetTheMatts.com for over two years and counting, I have the chance to do something that […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: RIDDING THE FRIDGE OF HOLIDAY LEFTOVERS
NEW YORK, NY – At long last the holidays are over and we can focus our energies on more important things like drinking all of […]
IT’S THE HOPE THAT KILLS ME
by Junior Blaber “I can deal with the despair, but it is the hope that kills me.” I stole that pearl of wisdom from a […]